Marvel is dead

Isn't there like one alternate Earth where Wolverine was actually gay?

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Statistically speaking someone that's lived as long as Wolverine has probably had at least one gay experience. I mean with that much lifetime eventually you'd get bored enough to wonder what it feels like to take a dick up the ass,/

This is what a gay person thinks heterosexuality is.

>implying you could go for over 200 years without having to suck at least one dick

A straight man would be able to, yes.

Come on fag. I'm gay and I'm never going to try pussy.

Is Wolverine still sub 300? I figured with the sliding timescale he'd be at least that old by now.

>>implying you could go for over 200 years without having to suck at least one dick
>without having to suck at least one dick
>having to
What's actually going to happen to him if he doesn't? Nothing.

>not even going the easy route by just making it Erik and Charles

why?

lol thats gay

Yeah.

And dating alternate universe Hercules.

616-Herc was a bit weirded out by the proposed threesome.

(Then again, my favorite part of Herc's funeral was when Northstar left after the whole: If you ever shared a bed with the Prince of Power, speak now and be heard!)

Because Charles is the one making all of them sluts.

>Is this even real.
Make an X-Men LGBT character then.

Hot

Family reunions with Raven, Raze, Kurt and Logan will be really awkward.

>wolvie is cucking scott they said
>scottfags laugh and say scott is fucking them both
>wolvie is fuckig kurt
CONFIRMED BOTTOM. SCOTT WINS AGAIN.
X-men has turned into that old comic about the dude who got NTR'd and said if his wife belonged to the dude's cock then the only way to get her back was if the dude belonged to his cock.
Sasuga.

>66.6 likes
Other than that it's so easy to create fake articles just to stir up unnecessary Anger

This.

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>Colossus was gay in Ultimate
Why was Ultimate so goddamn cancerous?

>Let's make everyone a Jerk if they are not named Spider-Man and then kill everyone in the most edgy way possible.

who unironically is still reading those anglo garbage comics. anglos are just creatively bankrupt and will never come back.

>and then kill everyone in the most edgy way possible
Fuck yeah

who uses words like anglo?

Reminder that because of the direct market there is no such thing as "go woke, get broke" for comics.

To be honest, it was tolerable(and sometimes even good) until the Ultimatum.

Honestly this, I would love it if in a current AU someone finds a way to kill Charles, Magneto, and Jean all at once somehow with no respawn chances and the audience get to see the mutants return to their former selves, Bobby is straight, Scott and Logan go “wtf were we doing” everyone mindcontrolled/raped by Charles gets returned, and everyone under the influence of (((Magneto))) gets redeemed (the right way not this “hurr durr you’re an evil mutant come on down!” Shit). I can’t wait to see the next “vs. XMen” event where Krakoa gets rekt and mutants get genocided again. Possible choices for wrecking them include:
>King DP and his island of monsters
>Doom and his Doomtinels
>Atlantis attacks again
>Savage Land vs Krakoa
>Phalanx/organic techno virus
>virus that has mutated past the mutant drugs/plants and targets everyone/only mutants

you niggers fall for the most obviously fake shit, it's like you enjoy getting baited I too wish it was real

The boys predicted this.

I wish this was real just to see comic sales flop even more.

europeans and asians. anglos are literally creatively bankrupt. the reason is very simple. they fucking hate to learn foreign/poc things and being told what to do/how they should do by poc/foreigners. they imitate it sometimes but thats all they can do. they cant go further.

Come on. Let's not say things like that. Non-American Anglo countries are so irrelevant and smothered by America that no one would even know if they were doing what you said they should.