Bittersweet Candy Bowl - bcb

white knight

Is he still pining for that fake Skype relationship he had?

I want to ______ those cats

Deleted because Paulo needed to be shipped with Daisy.

eh, it's kind of a generic anime face

Once again Taeshi proves she cannot move this characters from a certain set position.

They can't grow because that would mean making NEW plot-threads and conflicts. Nope, just gotta circle the drain with regressive characters - just reset that shit to status quo so Taeshi doesn't have to fucking *think*.

And yes, it's extra retarded Abbey is still hung up on Paulo yet sees no issue with Daisy.

It's incredible asinine that Mike can dish out advice like this but has to be his own salty-bitch when it comes to Lucy and never move on. It's absolutely baffling and nonsensical.

>Being this anal ravaged
Jesus Abbey, move on

It has only been like six weeks.

Oh right, I forgot in-universe it's been a month and a half

And he and Daisy were together for like two years.

And yet he still feels threatened by Paulo's passiveness

Paulo looks a little wonky but Rachel has great shortstack proportions here.

Look at how smug she is.

WHY HASN'T MIKE BROKEN UP WITH SANDY YET

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I'm getting this vibe too, it's kind of surreal. It is nice to see that Abbey is still Mike turned up to 11, becoming more based the angrier he is. Is he referring to the first phone incident or the second? You'd think Mike would still be holding a little grudge over the second one.

What is "euthanize"?

He's still under the belief that his long distance relationship with his imaginary model girlfriend will work

She’s too good for this.

Jasmine is literally better then Daisy in every way.
However, I assume they are going with the 'hurdur they are good Christian kids who only are in a platonic friendship.'

Like, really? You have story potential with NEW ships and you avoid this shit like the plague because we really want the rejurgitated garbage you've been spinning for 8+ years now.

They really think they can jerk around the same old shit for the next 5 or more years and keep a readership?

He still wants it to work but as of late the illusion has gradually begun to break to the point even he is seeing it. It is only a matter of time.

>Paulo's a good guy. Really
"Hey, Mike! Remember that time Paulo took your phone to call your girlfriend out on her bullshit and how she had been treating you so now she's actually talking to you again? Yeah, Paulo is dick. Stop defending him!"

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>You'd think Mike would still be holding a little grudge over the second one.
While the first was so petty it's nothing to point to as evidence of bad character.

But why would Abbey know what Paulo did during Halloween? He wasn't there and who would tell him? Mike? Why?

>He wasn't there and who would tell him? Mike? Why?
Because him and Mike are friend
Apparently
For some reason

They both be having trouble with bitches and shitty people.

Mike didn't turn to anyone but Sandy when Lucy made him cry about ten chapters ago; why would he confide in Abbey about how shit his oldest friends are?

>Jasmine is literally better then Daisy in every way.
i kno rite

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Oh wait Abbey wasn't involved with Halloween. Right? So I guess he is still thinking of the other incident at the table. I'm dumb

Once again, Abbey getting extra salty about one of the few times Paulo did something right.

Which is kind of dumb. Snatching someone's phone because they aren't paying attention to you is obnoxious but not a "this is obviously a bad guy" thing to do.

It's even 2008 so fuckers glued to their phones isn't even a common enough sight for people to be jaded to it.