Pfft, the only thing you can predict with these is a coincidence. No. If you want any accuracy at all...

Pfft, the only thing you can predict with these is a coincidence. No. If you want any accuracy at all, you need a Mantegna deck, or at least a Fibbia.

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what was his problem?

He didn't fuck his extremely thirsty mother

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He lived in Texas. Being a nerd is borderline illegal there.

Took the surface trappings and ceremonies of magic too literally.

Sound like a utopia

>what was his problem?
King of the hill accurately predicted Zig Forums pagan larpers and styxhexenhammer666. Including them being Weebs and virgins.

To be fair. styxhexenhammer666 and his fans still far less cringe than Varg and his fans. At least styx not a literally cuckhold that justify friends fucking your wife because that’s what viking did.

>Letting your white friends spread your white genes
>Cuck
Hi trannydiscord

It's even lower than Zig Forums's bastardization of paganism. It's a bunch of dudes that took the books about faeries and dragons from the clearance rack at barnes and nobles literally.

resplendent

>letting anyone else fuck your wife
Let's hope none of those genes are spread.

Huh, she really doesn't look that bad.

Unbelievable. More faggots here than on b.

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Hank passed up sex with a lot of older attractive women. I understand why, because he's a good person,but damn it happened like 3 times.
>Nerd mon
>Crazy Police bitch
>Mizz Liz
God I think mizz liz is hot.

Would smash.

Not going to lie, that looks cozy.

>It's even lower than Zig Forums's bastardization of paganism.
I wouldn’t say that. Ward friends at least are knowledgeable of actual paganism. Neopagans on Zig Forums unironically thinks Vikings didn’t drink alcohol until Christians invented it because Varg said so.

>Christians invented alcohol

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Not older, but there was also Debbie and Minh.

imagine the smell of BO.

>Mocking a Rider-Waite tarot deck
>Implying tarot decks have an innate power, and are not attuned to the energies of the reader

No wonder he's a friendless virgin, he can't even take his own hobbies seriously, thinking magic is some Harry Potter / LOTD bullshit when it's simply manipulating the strings of probability around you.

The pagan's and "wizards" they worship didn't cast spells and perform rituals to destroy their enemies or become "Warlocks of the 5th Plane". They were mostly incantations to help them deal with the things they couldn't control, such as ensuring a good harvest, or preventing natural disaster, war, etc.

The worst part is that I bet they would think about their spells afterwards which theoretically reduces their strength as a result, because they romanticise the old religions as some advanced mysticism, when it was just druids making sense of the world.

Fuck your escapism, Virginus the Unmounted.

fuck me why is everyone on Zig Forums so retarded and so fucking poorly read. When did youtube become a valid source of information? God forbid they read a fucking book.

What made Hank so irresistible to so many women?

This guy gets it.

Are you shittin me? Holy fuck.

He's pretty close to a Chad even if Cotton won't admit it

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>King of the hill accurately predicted Zig Forums pagan larpers and styxhexenhammer666
Because the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn and the Church of Satan were never things

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Has no one told Varg that mead predates christianity by at least 5000 years?