Why wasnt bigfoot in secret saturdays or gravity falls? Hes literally the most famous cryptid
Why wasnt bigfoot in secret saturdays or gravity falls? Hes literally the most famous cryptid
Camden Watson
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Henry Clark
Its hard to acquire his likeness rights.
Nathan Hughes
Secret Saturdays intentionally avoided the more famous, bog-standard cryptids.
Jeremiah Rivera
Leftists are braindead, so you can understand why Disney is shit now.
Isaiah Harris
What do leftists have to do with Bigfoot?
James Jones
Because Bigfoot is real. Look up "Bigfoot sounds" on YouTube.
Bentley Stewart
Remember when Bigfoot was framed for murder and got beat up by Superman?
Connor Davis
Bigfoot is a huge conservative.
Jason Hill
Something about Bigfoot triggers redditors to respond as fast as possible with SCIENCE. They couldn't tolerate him in a cartoon, even as a joke because they would have to hurry to explain all the reasons why the footage is of a man in a suit, the footprints are fake, and they don't have a large enough population to sustain themselves. If they don't educate 100 people within five minutes of hearing the word "Bigfoot" they will have a stroke and die.
Jace Reed
Forget that.
Now, nothing bugs me more than that UFOs were recently revealed and documented as completely real and not made up and no one gave a shit.
Parker Flores
You do realize both of those videos can easily be debunked right?
Camden Long
What happened now?
Landon Hall
"Videos"? The Air Force has a warehouse full of strange unidentified material, and several declassified reports have revealed that UFOs have been consistently sighted for the past century. I don't know what videos you're talking about.
Anthony King
How?
Justin Gutierrez
I'm talking about the Pentagon videos that were recently declassified, but leaked by a Contractor a couple of years ago.
Bentley Cooper
Yeah, sure. But I'm just saying, it's pretty obvious that UFOs are at the very least a repeating phenomenon. And no one really cares.
Cooper Mitchell
>debunked
thanks Dr. Tyson. I almost believe in aliens for a minute there.
>That's the power of maaaaath people!
Hunter Cruz
He shows up in the opening of both shows.
Levi Bailey
Some stupid shit in Brazil. A women took shitty phone-cam footage of a metal ball with LED's. You could barely even make out the ball shape in all 9 pixels.
Landon Scott
You first post made it sound like some recent big discovery was made, not the same shit people have been arguing about for decades.
James Rogers
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Yeah, UFOs (unidentified flying objects) exist and I think people accept that now. Though UFOs doesn't necessarily mean aliens sadly, there's much more grounded explanations.
On a related note, I thought the Starlink satellites were UFOs for a moment. It looked bizarre, the sky that night was full of moving bright lights. They looked like stars moving around. Didn't take long to look it up and learn what they were, but I was disappointed they weren't UFOs.
Levi Morgan
Sasquatch is too pedestrian for Gravity Falls. They would have encountered the Apehedron or something.
Connor Ward
If you ever go to /x/ they will privde you a list of how how sience is a Jewish construct that doen's mke sense and the reason you can't catch Bigfoot is because he exists ins a different plane of existence
Josiah Myers
>Though UFOs doesn't necessarily mean aliens sadly, there's much more grounded explanations.
Like Russians?
Dominic Lee
Neither was Nessie. They're too played out, according to the crew.
At least the Jersey Devil got a cameo.
Blake Harris
Or just American experimental aircraft.
Dylan Walker
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Cooper Carter
My personal favorite idea is that the Fair Folk actually know how to build supersonic aircraft, and spend their time dabbing on the fools in their iron planes.
Chase Walker
they had a japanese bigfoot.
Donald Trump has like 75% of the bigfoot vote.
Landon Allen
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>"The CIA estimates that more than half of the UFOs reported in the 1950s and 1960s were really American spy planes. Here are six (no longer) secret aircraft that people have mistaken for extraterrestrial flying saucers."
Elijah Martin
I almost thought you were saying Donald Trump is 75% bigfoot.
Daniel Sanchez
Then why does he live in blue states and Canada?
Jeremiah Diaz
He lives in Northern California, which is more conservative.
Chase Gonzalez
i heard some vietnam vet say he saw big foot in the vietnam woods on youtube. is bigfoot real
Aaron Smith
>is bigfoot real
Liam Campbell
UFOs have been completely real for centuries.
You see a thing in the sky and don't know what it is? UFO.
I've seen 2 UFOs.
But I don't for a second believe they cane from another planet.
Brayden Parker
The idea of aliens/advanced beings just messing with us for fun amuses me.
Bentley Brown
Probably. The only real question about Bigfoot is how the hell has their species gone so long without anyone dragging an actual dead body back to town?
Adrian Hernandez
Also Argost was a Yeti the whole time.
Gabriel Diaz
If anything aliens are more scared of us because we dropped atomic bombs and such. There are reports of UFOs flying over military bases and turning off nuclear missles.
Lucas Fisher
Thats orang pendek, not bigfoot
Zachary Richardson
If they're the Missing Link between man and ape, it's possible they're sapient enough to bury or otherwise remove their dead. Or there's just ONE Bigfoot and we haven't found the body because, DUH, he's not dead. Granted, how this One Bigfoot is in Northern California, Canada and the Himalayas is a question for a wiser user.
Joseph Allen
They're smarter than we give them credit for.
Ian Thompson
if aliens visited earth then they would have faster than light tech. an ftl orbital bombardment could trivially destroy an entire planet. that is a stupid theory