How do you rank them?
Barbie Movies
Carson King
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Hunter Morris
Swan Lake #1 for sexy Brietta.
Connor Gonzalez
I'm not sure what it was called, but I was forced to watch this one Barbie movie in which they were fairies and the sequel where they turned into fairy mermaids regularly wile babysitting.
Every week, Saturdays and Sundays, multiple times a day, for almost a year. I went insane.
Juan Scott
Jokes on you, the mentally retarded brother of my ex-gf watched the same Disney princess shit movie every day every hour endlessly.
And by "watch" I mean, "play the same song excerpt in a loop over and over". He had no headphones and the walls were paper thin, you know nothing of hell.
Asher Howard
>Scholars examining how the Barbie films differ from Disney and other princess narratives have concluded that Mattel intentionally attempted to remediate its brand based on feminist criticisms through story-telling in the films.[4][5] Barbie is always placed as the central heroine of the story, with male characters and romantic interests serving as secondary to the plot.
Barbie had this shit down years before Disney ever did. The Mouse can suck it.
Gavin Turner
My sister loved them so we used to watch it a lot. The Princess and the Pauper is a comfy film.
Samuel Brown
I'M JUST LIKE YOU
YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME
Matthew Collins
Frozen is overrated af lmaooo
Isaiah Stewart
Nutcracker and Rapunzel were good and I have major nostalgia for them, Swan Lake I've seen only once or twice and I don't remember anything of it, everything later is exactly what you would expect from a fucking Barbie movie.
Jose Ross
The ones that have Tim Curry in them > The rest
Jayden Wood
Seems like the newer barbie shows from a quick glance on google strayed way too far from the doll.
David Sanchez
I was actually impressed by how feminist princess and the pauper was when i rewatched it, and it was pretty subtle about it no "ugh stupid men i can take care of myself im a strong independent wahmen", just the characters being themselves and doing what they need to do
Connor Hall
IT'S SOMETHING ANYONE CAN SEEEEEE
Elijah Martinez
Rapunzel's song always makes me cry
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Dominic Martinez
Princess and the pauper is at the top for this scene alone.
Aaron Foster
god I just love that song, the version with lyrics is also so beautiful
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Easton Smith
the Chad Preminger
Kayden Collins
The Diamond Castle already had lesbian princesses
Eli Morales
I remember as a kid this is one of the reasons my sister (and I, let's be real) enjoyed the Barbie movies more than Disney movies, even if the Disney movies were objectively "better". It's not like my sister was some sort of kid feminist either. She was your normal princess loving girl and just wanted a princess that actually DID something instead of being a sad virtuoso who gets saved by a prince in the end.
Wyatt James
That Barbie: Live in the Dreamhouse cartoon show was actually good and funny. That was unexpected.
Carson Fisher
I had the fox Kelly from Swan Princess for years and even though I really wanted the skunk one, fox girl was still cute.
She still has her little fox ears even.
I also had the Princess and the Pauper castle, they re-released a nerfed version as a cinderella catle my little sister got years later and I remember once we used them to fight a terf war.
Princess and the Pauper was definitely my favorite because as a kid I had a fondness for the brunette Barbies (Teresa, not Lea the asian or Crissy the black one although I wanted the ones that had paler skin too) so Barbie as the Pauper was the best shit to small me. The first four were fondly remembered by me but I actually enjoyed quite a few more as I got older, like the Christmas Carol one., which my sister had gotten the doll of off ebay last christmas. It really warms my heart that nearing the end of her teen years she got back into dolls like I did 6 years ago.
Aiden Watson
I think I've seen threads on that before
Joseph Lee
Kino, all of them
Liam Davis
Controversial opinion, but
Island Princess
Carson Martin
>Scholars
Who studies this shit?
Elijah Reyes
the songs were so good, I cant choose a favorite
Jace Morgan
I liked Swan Lake for Kelsey Grammer as Rothbart.
I'm a guy.
James Miller
I rank them based on the hardness of my dick, the harder I get, the better the review
Oliver Stewart
people actually enjoy watching these?
Logan Walker
love it
Caleb Hughes
>he's never experienced the kino of classic barbie movies
you poor poor thing....
Robert Walker
I suffered through them when my mom babysat the neighbors kid. I despise them. Almost as much as the Power Rangers movies.
Anthony Johnson
Three Musketeers was too heavy-handed with the "Grrrrrrrl Power" shit.