Name one redeemable female in this shit show
Name one redeemable female in this shit show
Robert Taylor
Kayden Perez
>I'm still Angry! Angry about Adventure Time!
Kevin Davis
Doctor Princess?
David Flores
you know we cringe whenever you refer to women as "female" right?
Adrian Hall
Bounce House Princess
Ayden Hill
>they should all suck finn's microdick because of all the errands he volunteered to do for them
>breezy sacrificed it all for finn but gets told to buzz off.
also, finn didn't deserve such a suffering wife as roselinen.
Jace Moore
>they should all suck finn's microdick because of all the errands he volunteered to do for them
Yes
Finn could have killed them all and used his incel rage to rape the entire kingdom
They should have sucked him off at every chance
Henry Hall
I wonder if she has organs or is literally just a face and some hair on a bounce house.
Aiden Stewart
>we cringe
That's a funny way to say "I'm triggered"
Carter Edwards
You shouldn’t do good things just so others will reward you
Joseph Jones
Me-mow.
A morally bad person but very good at what she does. Me-mow does not fuck around.
Joshua Perez
Than why do good things?
Connor Long
He doesn’t save lives expecting a reward, when has he ever asked for one?
David Moore
Do you prefer femoid?
Jayden Miller
Hunterist Wizard
Nolan Gomez
Finn exists to struggle with the fact that none of his good deeds ever actually benefit anyone
There's always another princess to save, another monster to slay. He knows it's all meaningless but the only semblance of order rests upon his shoulder
Billy was correct in what he said, and it imprinted itself upon Finn
It's why he hates the ice king so much for undue reason.
The ice king can do what finn always wanted, just go out and rape
Lincoln Kelly
Why are adventure time threads such bait for all these unironic incels?
Jason Allen
Nathaniel Howard
Zig Forums was really burned by AT so all discussion becomes polluted by years of disappointment and resentment
Joshua Long
well i am !
William Fisher
Hot dog princess.
Brody Jones
Anyone that isint PB or Marcy. Cept for maybe ice queen and Pim
>none of his good deeds ever actually benefit anyone
Yeah if you consider not dying a benefit. Also, reminder that billy was in a depression when he talked to Finn and promptly changed afterwards.
Jonathan Jones
Except every princess besides PB and FP wanted him. He’s an incel because he stayed going after the only princess who’s a dyke.
Isaiah Jackson
Most of the princess are deformed freaks who probably can't even have kids
How do you mate with a pancake?
Jaxson Hall
Came to post. She is a good girl.
Matthew Brooks
Vagina bearer is preferred.
Kayden Hill
She calls making out french toasting and she loves it when you soak her Monte Cristo with your thick syrup put it all on she shouts with glee almost barking it out like a guard dog.
Adrian Cox
OP is a faggot that forgot about best mommy.
Easton Morgan
>hating on cute complete breakfast
Ryder Perry
Reminder her race literally committed genocide and she's a coal burning race traitor
Carter Howard
Noah Campbell
Pb genuinely loved him as a kid and told him her 18 self is bonkers, is always kissing him all S1-2 and leads him on even though he tries to move on. She fucked up his brain and ruins his relationship with FP cause lesbians are apparently cucks in AT.
Same way you mate with a pillow dumbass.
Wyatt Edwards
>not having sweet, sticky, wet sex with breakfast princesses' literal eggs-on-toast boobs and vag
Colton Clark
Breakfast in bed
Samuel Cruz
>Ever hear of a limp biscuit
Michael Fisher
u mad rainiboi.
Asher Perez
fuck wrong rep
Evan Torres
YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH BREAKFAST
Jordan Moore
>getting to literally eat her afterwards
Jordan Moore
PB should have been a lesson to all the kids growing up watching AT that you should dump chasing unattainable women and realize how many good options you have around you that actually are interested in you. Finn had access to some primo pussy and ignored it.
Mason Cooper
Because doing good things helps improve the world and society, which ensures that good things will keep happening that ultimately also benefits you.
Noah Jones
Huntress and most of the female supporting cast were perfectly fine, but yeah, they shat the bed hard with the actual major female characters.
Adam Thompson
Should’ve left her after she re-aged herself. Would’ve avoided all the romance drama.
Sebastian Richardson
What would be better for an adventurer than a tasty, good smelling breakfast wife who can provide you with an amazing breakfast every day. I bet she makes a badass BLT too.
Also she brings "eating out" to an entirely new level.