Roxyfags, this is your mindset

>I'd rather Aradia have a "party girl" arc rather than Roxy be whatever the fuck she was.
Or "Roxy" could just be Terezi on sopor slime during the #clowned saga

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So, how much you wanna bet the next update is gonna cut away to some unrelated horseshit instead of actually showing us what the fuck is up with Yiffy?

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Think we are about due for another meat perspective

I'M BRINGING IT BACK, BOYS.
Why is she a good character again?
>Selfless and relatively competent even when drunk.
>Gets over alcoholism incredibly easily and faces zero consequences.
>Her flaws and emotional problems are glossed more than even Jade's despite being a FUCKING ALCOHOLIC.
>Dirk literally calls her his ideal person- multiple times.
>In a decent story, this would mean she's the anti-Dirk; someone to parallel him. A person straightforward and personable but also rather incompetent.
>Nope, LOL, she's a great hacker, good fighter, and the leader of the Alpha kids with an incredibly useful God-Tier.
>Her character drains out of her as soon as she stops drinking. She ends up being a female John (which is completely unnecessary) and never has her "loneliness" addressed in any way besides her being slightly more horny than an average person.

>INb4 she's hot and funny.
Those two things (which other characters used to be while also being complex, interesting, and flawed) are some of her only redeeming qualities. That and her not being bogged down by "muh problems" by the end of the comic too. And, even then, that's still a part of the problem.

WITH NEW ADDITIONS SUCH AS:
>Her mythological role likely being the catalyst for "meta" interpretations alongside Vriska because "she's a void player why would she have her alcoholism addressed on-screen lmao"
>Being poorly utilized(Matriorb, retcon/Johnroxy, Condesce) in the story
>Being a weird mish-mash of ideas that don't really fit Mom- IPGD self-insert.

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Another Dirk Word Dump.

Cant tell if this is dunking on roxy or not...

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It's dunking on how she's written.

sad but true

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Why is Candy the way it is anyway? Why would Ult!Calliope have the interests of Calliope despite it outright being said that different circumstances meant she never developed them? Is Calliope working with Alt!Calliope? Why? What???

PRETTY MUCH, i agree with pic related im the one who always doubts the current writing team but the Calliopes influence on Roxy can be seen more often then you think when you see how they spend so much time together and then you find out more about Calliopes character.

this thread is gay and homosexual
post best girl

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Fuck off

Why'd you post the one that's always sleeping then?

Back to the Waifubait coomer threads.

sleepy girls best girls

There is literally no logical coherency to anything that happens in Homestuck^2, Candy or otherwise. Anything and everything falls apart if you examine it beyond the most base level. I assume that's how anyone is able to engage with it all, just not thinking about it.

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I require a Jade edit.

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Ahh yes, I agree we should post pictures of the ultra-mommy, Kanaya Maryam

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Maybe Ultimate Selves?

best girl is actually Vrisks but only when shes getting railed by Tavros

Cucknaya

Based and bullpilled

Ngl it's totally fucked what they did to Kanaya and Rose's relationship, both in the epilogues and in Homestuck^gofuckyourselfweruinedhomestuck.

Speaking as someone who literally didn't sleep at all last night, god, how I wish that were me.
Ultimate Selves is such an ill-defined and ambiguous concept that you could basically apply to anything in lieu of an actual explaination. It means borderline nothing. Why do Ultimate Selves even exist? What purpose do they serve, narratively or in-universe?

How accurate is this?
And why is it completely accurate?

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Rosemary deserved a painful death for destroying two characters and one of the last female friendships in the comic.

I feel like Jade and Rose should be swapped around for some reason.

Rose generally doesn't trust anybody while Jade is pretty welcoming (also garden because weed joke, haha)
That was my logic besides the colors, which was the main point.

Its not right at all. John isnt right wing, the most political he gets is politely letting Karkat down. Dave fucking loves capitalism, the happiest he is in the comic is when he's manipulating sburb's economy.

It was literally just because of the colors.
>the happiest he is in the comic is when he's manipulating sburb's economy.
That's because he's smashing capitalism, baaaaaaabby.

Also, think of nu-Dave.

Why would I.

He had sex with Obama.