Fuck. Marry. Kill

Fuck them all, marry them all, kill myself when they inevitably divorce me.

I’m gonna go with “become Mandy and make all three my bitches”

fuck off back to /aco/ coomer

Clover and alex are peak qt
For what i care sam could go die in a pit

The thing I don't understand about "fuck, marry, kill" is if it's implying that you never get to have sex with your wife.

Why would I play such a realistic "what if?" game when hypotheticals are supposed to be about entertaining far-fetched scenarios?

Fuck the French
Marry the Spanish
Kill the Germans

Fuck Sam
Marry Alex
Kill Clover

Marry Alex and start a loving family, disregard other two.

Do I need to kill one?
I'll fuck Alex, marry Sam, and leave Clover alone.

It's been such a long time that i don't remember a lot about their personalities, but from what i remember, i'd say marry and fuck alex (the brown one, right?), in that order. All i remember is that the redhead was rich and snobby and the blonde was something else that was kind of undesirable, too.

Marry Alex, Fuck Sam, Kill Clover

Marry Alex, Fuck Clover, Kill Sam, Get Raped by Mandy

Fuck Alex and Sam
Fatten and Marry Clover

>>Fuck. Marry. Kill
All 3 to all 3. In an order that might surprise you.

Marry Sam. Fuck Alex. Kill Clover.

Marry: Alex. Cute, fun, loves nerdy shit, and one of the more genuine of the trio

Fuck: Sam. Hottest and nice enough. Can be a bit of a know it all and boring at times though.

Kill: Clover. Shallow thot who would toss you aside without a second thought when someone hunkier comes along.

Marry Sam. She's the most level-headed and would make a good wife.
Fuck Alex. She was made fore carefree sex.
Kill Clover.

Why do these threads always imply that people actually care about Clover?

I wouldn't really want to kill any of them but if I had to, It'd be Sam. Fuck Clover and Marry Alex are easy choices, though.

At least she isn’t an boring moralfag like Sam

When I was younger I found Clover the ugliest, but now I find her the best-looking