Donald really seems like the kind of guy that would get tricked into joining the navy
Donald really seems like the kind of guy that would get tricked into joining the navy
Just the idea of being a hero for his country was probably enough
better then being tricked into going to college
America, where your only chances for upward mobility are: a lifetime of crippling debt, or spending your prime physical years fighting in wars that started before you were born.
What's wrong with the Navy? Considering it, myself, life ain't working out.
I would totally fuck him up the ass
i want donald in my life
USN here. Donald is verboten on Navy ships. He went blue to green and retired from the Army in the '70s.
Doompilled.
Go to the airforce. Or ground forces.
Navy life is harsh, man. You give up a ton of liberties when you join the army, and the navy guys get fucked the most.
I can only speak from my limited experience, and am currently a soldier in germany.
-In the navy you are almost always on the ship, either training or on mission. The guys I know spent thrice as much time on a boat as I spent in traning and preparation in the ground forces.
-Life on a boat fucking sucks. I can imagine liking it for the first few times, but for years? Fuck no.
The beds are often shared by rotating sleeping and shifts. The room is shared by at least 6 men, three if you are an officer. And have fun scrubbing your bed from vomit from the guy above you who drank too much on shore leave. No window either, so enjoy vomit stink the next few weeks.
The cum in the showers is a nice touch too, but we have that in the ground forces as well.
-Boredom. Endless boredom on the sea. A blue desert as far as you can see.
That is at least what my navy mates told me. But the navy is always looking for new recruits, and time on the ship pays well , atleast in Germany. So if you really are in a dire spot, you may consider it for a few years.
>LOT3C would be supportive of him filling this role for a episode, with him getting some karma for trying some stupid stuff
>DT would laugh at him and his disability just for trying to help then have Dewey come out and say he ruined his life
It hurts
>>DT would laugh at him and his disability just for trying to help then have Dewey come out and say he ruined his life
F**k Nu-Ducktales!
Meh, you also give a picture of Donald from Nu-Ducktales, and there are numerous pictures of his other versions. Why didn't you find another one? By the way, he was in the Navy, in the original Ducktales and Quack Pack. Otherwise, I'd rather see him as a superhero. Give me Paperinik or Duck Avenger.
And here come the neanderthals with their horrifying teeth and smelly uncut penises, ready to play the victim the moment disrupts their misguided circlejerk. No doubt this thread will only last for one day as well.
Please, get out!
There's nothing wrong with uncut penises. In fact, the opposite is worse. Having a mutilated dick in any form is a sign that something is deeply wrong with you, like being a Jew slave from the get-go.
Aside from that, yeah, these general threads only lead to shitty circlejerking.
True, unfortunately. Still getting over the deep-seeded trauma of my own circumcision as an infant
Sorry, bubbles: I'm here forever.
Acording to comics Donald always liked ships while Dela prefered planes, they used to fight about it.
>Sorry, bubbles: I'm here forever.
Will you be there when Nu-Ducktales is finished, given that it will be over soon, probably next year?
I mean, you're still here, despite the fact that Lot3C will never get a second season, and Xandra forever consigned to oblivion. It's only natural that I'd stick around as well. Anything to keep you entertained!
I'm sorry what? Why?
>I mean, you're still here, despite the fact that Lot3C will never get a second season, and Xandra forever consigned to oblivion.
I'm here because we're discussing not just the Ducktales, but the whole Duckverse. It’s not just Ducktales Duckverse. I know you hate comics, even though Ducktales are based on that (especially the original, while the reboot is weak), but there are other cartoons related to Duckverse. Isn't it true that you don't know that and that you haven't watched Donald's classic shorts? And I’ve noticed that comic book haters and Ducktales fans mostly love Della Duck and upload her pictures. I wonder what is so popular and appealing about her, I don’t know, Daisy is more appealing to me than Della. And as for Cabaleros and not winning the second season, for me it is a hundred times better than Nu-Ducktales, because they had great animation, comedy, great villains, a lot of friends and they are compassionate, while in reboot unfortunately it is not so. Do what you want, your will, but you can't kick me out. I know very well that you like to provoke and troll, you can't fool me.
Better than the Army or Marines, but shittier than the Air Force
He hates the og Ducktales just as much. Actully he dislikes anything that's not Carl Barks.
Same old tired shit like in every general Duck thread, with the same boring uncreative autistic posters.
Friendly reminder that Don Rosa is balding and will die soon. Also, the comics are uniformly awful, but Europeans, having no standards nor significant media of their own, will cling to them for dear life
ok boomer
>ok boomer
>Friendly reminder that Don Rosa is balding and will die soon. Also, the comics are uniformly awful, but Europeans, having no standards nor significant media of their own, will cling to them for dear life
>One does not know how to respect the work of Don Rosa, spits on comics and everyone who loves comics regardless of age, calls them purists and boomers
Man, you're sick. Go, get well, please. Leave us comic book lovers alone. You're boring, you know that.
And that Don Rosa will still live, and Nu-Ducktales is experiencing its collapse, and Caballeros will always be better than Ducktales. You can't change that.
I only used this pic because I already had it and I didn't feel like downloading something else
I regret that now
I'm all for segregation, where the yuropoorians have to be stuck in their comic-threads, lot3c-spics stay in their threads, and DT-fans in their own, instead of mixing all three together for maximum retardedness.
The way Donald holds that hotdog makes me uncomfortable.
I agree, especially since they constantly glorify Della Duck, sometimes repeat the thread with the same attitude, spit on comics, comic purists spit on Ducktales, turning into politics and the war between Europe and America and so on. These people are bored. Let people enjoy the Ducks.
>You can't change that.
Never said that was the intention, for it's impossible to change a delusion. Nah, I'm just here to have fun, and produce content when the feeling arises, however rarely that might be.
It's okay, the apology is accepted. And I apologize for that just now. I’m a little tired of Nu-Ducktales because of a lot of things.
this.
for me, its Gosalyn