"Hey user, wanna come to my hotel room?"

Let me guess this person has a penis?

>Hey user, wanna come to my hotel room
That already feels out of character.

The "Animated Movies" outfit is by far my fave WW outfit.

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Lady, I guarantee you only approached me because one of your friends either dared or paid you to, and if its the latter it better have been in the triple digits or you got screwed.

Fuck off retard.

I totally missed that. Sure, she can play too. They can team up and be Good Cop Bad Cop once you're tied up.

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>Fucking con slut
>Going to a casual con
>There is a pad thing attached to your thigh that brings a lot of things into question
Have fun fucking a trap, getting an STD, or both.

You're a bit too small for my tastes. Sorry, but I'll have to decline.

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I already fell for that trick with a Harley Quinn shipper and had 200 bucks taken out of my wallet after she rode me like a bronco. God knows what a Wonder Woman cosplayer will do, I might wake up with a missing kidney or have my social security stolen

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"Sure, but not for another hour or so. There's a panel I wanna catch that starts in 15 minutes, and after that I was thinking of getting something for dinner. You can go back and change out of your costume if you want; otherwise just let me know where to meet you after the panel and we can go out together."

sure, I heard herpes can be cured pretty easily these days.

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YOU. COME TO MY HOTEL ROOM. NOW.

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sure thing that sounds cool I got an hour to kill before the MCU panel starts

Say please bitch.

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I guess I'd go to her hotel room and tag team her with my wife. Either that or she just wants to watch anime. Either way is fine I suppose.

Once at Comic-con I fucked a cute shy flatso dressed like Ino from Naruto.

We had like an hour of really great sex and after we rested she suddenly asked "how does Ashley (my last name instead of hers) sound?" and I quickly got my stuff and ran off.

Girls who go to cons are crazy.

ON THE DOUBLE

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ROOM NOW

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>>There is a pad thing attached to your thigh that brings a lot of things into question
Shes wearing the wrong type of panty hose for a costume that only has a brief/panty type bottom piece, what you're seeing is the reinforced area they put around the crotch on cheaper ladies panty hose like you can get at Walmart or something.

In my youth, I'd have gone to her room and bedded her like a cheap whore. Now a days I'd politely decline and tell my wife about it so she would get jealous and do that overcompensation thing in the bedroom where she goes full freak mode.

Nice shoes.

Conventions are just an excuse for me to day drink by this point. She's probably after my liquor

Based Brosnan

come on dude don't make it weird

Ughf, I want her to crush my pelvic bones into fucking dust

She poked a hole in the condom, user. Get ready for a surprise in about 10 years

Either politely decline because I have a girlfriend, or see if my girlfriend can join in.

>When you're grumpy and you're geting dragged away by 2 snu-snu monster
Don't know about you but I wouldn't cum until I get an apologyse and the magic word.

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Man, you must be REALLY grumpy.

>shit tattoo
>nail polish (and it’s black)
>excessive makeup
>no tits and arse
>amateur tier costume
The only reason I’d go with her is because I’m a virgin

Happened. Said no. I had already encountered her husband earlier, he was a legit actual cuck and I was not getting involved in that shit.