These two men right here are the biggest heroes of 2020. Thank you, Kite Man, and thank you, Booster Gold.
These two men right here are the biggest heroes of 2020. Thank you, Kite Man, and thank you, Booster Gold
William Cox
Lucas Reed
but whom is whom
Alexander Butler
kite man is sexy; i'd keep him around if i was ivy too
Sebastian Bennett
Yeah isn't one of them supposed to be Green Lantern?
And Harley should really start dating Booster Gold too.
Owen Bennett
No she shouldn’t the Booster Gold ship is even shittier than the Ivy ship. Booster is only for Ted and Rip Hunters Mom
David Kelly
what did booster did in 2020?
Blake Wright
>Booster Gold ship is even shittier than the Ivy ship.
Impossible. Their characters mesh really well given current events, and they're pretty fun thus far.
>Booster is only for Ted
Fujos should be silent. They're just friends
>Rip Hunters Mom
Unknown.
Fight for heterosexuals everywhere giving Harley the hots
Gabriel Wood
No. Fuck you. How fucking dare you lump the downtrodden and wonderfully complex hero that is Booster Gold with the fucking MILHOUSE OF VILLAINS.
Not only does Kite Man suck in every comic in existence, even the ones where he's supposed to be at least a little bit cool, he's literally a stupid douche in this show! I know the show's characterization is all over the fucking place for literally every character, but the one constant with Kiteman is that he's an egotistical idiotic loser that's hated for very real and obvious reasons.
Do you feel bad that he gets shit on? You shouldn't. He's fucking Kite Man. He's a middle-aged asshole that peaked in high school, stole a kite suit, and decided to make a living snatching pearls from random fucks in highrises and consoles from rooftop millennial switch parties. He deserves to get shit on. HE'S KITE MAN.
Noah Martinez
Fuck off and stop being a homewrecker, Harley.
Camden Wilson
BASED
Elijah Miller
I understand Kiteman, but what the hell has Green Lantern done in 2020?
Luis Rodriguez
Brayden Foster
Kite Man has nothing on Stilt-Man.
Blake Sanders
Honestly this, kitefags can get cucked if they think they can ride my Booster's tailcoats.
KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE TRASH
Blake Diaz
but user, you are the kiteman.
you and he are pic related
you are one
Sebastian Johnson
>t. Enter
Nathan Foster
Thank god for Stilt-Man.
Sebastian Harris
Idiots! Both Kite Man and Booster Gold have been fighting against the bullshit that is Harley/Ivy! These two characters have been actively pissing off tumblr and /u/. How is that not a good thing?
Hunter Rogers
Killed Cable.
Evan Williams
Hunter Murphy
Ah yes, the coping Ivyleague user who doesn't realize his shitty show is fucked either way
Jack Cook
If they ever do another Marvel vs. DC event, we need Kite-man vs. Stilt-man.
Thomas Powell
>fighting off harley/ivy
Who gives a fuck? I don't honestly believe anyone gives a shit about "stopping" this pairing, it's been around since the DCAU and Timm. Back in the 90's when teenage boy's reactions to lesbians were "hot" and "fapfapfap" not "THIS IS WHITE GENOCIDE"
What's important here is that nobody like Kiteman. Fuck Kiteman. He doesn't deserve to drink Booster Gold's piss.
Jace Russell
Is it finally the year of the simp?
Kayden Cooper
Best post in the thread
Evan Williams
Ted, aren't you dead?
Your forced buzzwords are shit. Fuck off back to your discord
Landon Jones
Harley has a crush on him.
Samuel Nelson
Broke: Harley/Ivy
Joke: Kite Man/Ivy
i sleep (aka Unwoke): Harley/Booster Gold
of the highest grade of Bespoke: Kite Man/Booster Gold
Chase Rodriguez
Booster gold is so above your twitter war bullshit.
Nicholas James
Bless you user
Jeremiah Rivera
Are you telling me Harley is Rip's mom?
Aiden Murphy
>booster: you take ivy and i'll take harley
>kite man: hell yeah