Homestuck

Homestuck resembles a spoiled egg left behind on the Moon, that slowly festered in the absence of bacteria. Homestuck is like a very slow basketball player hopping 4 inches off the ground and getting mad each time he doesn't dunk. It looks like an old newspaper that talks about a failed merchandising scheme on the front page.

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I miss it too, so fucking much. Why did I have to get so attached to a webcomic of all things and one made by an asshat like Hussie.

Ok its like super early in the morning and I havent slept too well so heres what Iw had on my mind for the longest time.
From the point panels were done by Hussies Tumblr buddies onwards the whole story has been what Callope envisioned would happen. An update comes out showing her closing whatever book shes been doodling all this shit on. What follows is a sequence of events leading up to Lord English appearing, kickking off a boss battle rivaling that of Mobster Kinpin.
Carnage, hijinks, moments of complete and utter silliness and meaningful plot bullshit goes on. Peopple dying permanently and putting everything into fighting this fuck on all fronts in the past , present and the future. Then someone gets their hands on the panel hopping artifact and a perfectly generic object.
Trough sheer stupidity or clever planning they manage to glitch the generic object into being flung trough the comic, fucking up LE in the process somehow. LE goes poof and everyone cheers after an akward silence. Que epilogue ala Problem Sleuth showing off everyone doing their thing in an animation.

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booo

How horribly dated is Homestuck now? 2009 was a lifetime ago.

Kick it, into a pit

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Maybe couple of panels at the end with Vriska getting her shit kicked in by a bunch of Aradias or something and then being hauled off to marry Hussie. Last panel being something like this with them in the picture, Vriska covered in her own blood and too delirious to tell whats going on.

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Its not that outdated, outside of mentioning shit like obama some other bits.Also retard is used a bunch of times, wonder how long until they censor that out.

The epilogue starts with the morning after with John in bed with Vriska and Terezi asking if this violates some Club Quadrat rule.

I wonder what was planned for these guys and little Maplehoof originally, because at some point it's clear Hussie said 'fuck it' and scrapped his original plans with the retcon, likely so that the act 7 animation wouldn't have to be reworked.

Isnt homestuck website broke now that they killed the MSPA server?

>Hussie walks up to Caliborn and shoots him with a gun
>He throws his hands into the air "Its over." is written under the panel.
>He rides off into the sunset with the rest of the characters on white horses in the desert with the words "The End" floating in the horizon
Would have been so much better than what we got.

Stop making these threads guys. Homestuck ended four years ago with act 7. It's over

first isn't there like a new Homestuck thing out second no shit sherlock 99% of media covered by Zig Forums is long dead your post has added nothing to this thread except shit we already know and that nobody cares about

Read KGTAC or they’ll break my legs

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Anything you see with homestuck on it these days is fan fiction.

I saw that your fandom doxxed and harassed a musical artist on Tik Tok and made them quit
Explain this

What do you mean it's over? Homestuck^2 is current and there's plenty to discuss, like how they took all the old boring kids and made them interesting and deep!
The cast is all here! We got:
>irrelevant and depressed John
>gay woke Dave
>dog-dick Jade
>lobotomized Rose
>trans man Roxy
>evil Dirk and racist, rapist Jane Hitler
>and finally pants-shitting, cuck Jake

owned

fandoms are not hiveminds and that doxxer acted of their own accord

Behold, the true sequel to Homestuck

Featuring:

Jade and Dave (and Karkat’s but not biologically) ecto-son, Jeff Strider. Knight of Life, constantly boasting about how he has 3 gods as parents, but secretly feels like he can’t live up to their legacy.
Sollux and Feferi’s daughter, a gold blood named Finian Captor. Witch of Doom. Hateflirts with Jeff because she thinks he’s obnoxious, and is the strategic mind of the team.
John and Roxy’s alternate universe son, named Nicholas (Nick) Egbert instead. Heir of Blood, the glue holding the friend group together. Kind of an idiot, but a hard worker.
and finally a mysterious Carapacian who lives far in the past, or maybe the future. They seem to be somewhat familar.

>Nick
Fuck off with this meme. John's favourite actor is Matthew Mcconaughey. If he was going to name his kid after an actor it'd be Matt

This.

Whatever angelic spirit possessed hussie for acts 1-4 is possessing whoever is writing this. Absolute kino, needs to be noticed.

i wanted to write a fanventure but crashed and burned the moment i started getting jealous of all my characters for their personalities (better than mine) and the friendships they would have. this happened despite not being able to write those friendships because i've never experienced anything similar.

Oh man are we having a HSG

I miss HSGs and the fucking 3 o'clock at night guy