Uhhh, Dipper

Uhhh, Dipper...

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you can robbie conceived? grats!!

>You can robbie conceived

>When the dad is Soos

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Fake. Dipper only fucks his sister.

tacobell

You just know Chadkle Stan would force Simpper to raise his bastard kid

Wendy had like 15 boyfriends. It's easier to manipulate a 12 year old on track to multiple PHDs who you're also 5 feet taller than.

>All the fanfiction is Dipper with gay human triangle
It's not fair

Wait how hold was dipper? Did he hit puberty yet?

Well if you're Japanese you can read doujin where the triangle macks on Mabel instead but it must involve geometry somehow. Now study for your STEM finals.

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>>>>

It's rare, but there have been reports of kids that young getting someone pregnant

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Men don't need to hit puberty to impregnate a woman user.

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>draws Dipper cuter than Mabel
What the hell?

My dear user I just slicked to this and I feel good.

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Dipper? More like Simper

based aquachad

Now I want to see a father Soos call his child li'l hambone.

>The original ending to Blenden's Games had the twins using the time wish to bring Soos' future son to them so he could realize that he grows up to be an awesome dad.

westaboos like a dipper, too. or two or three.

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Main Dipper is such a cuck. You just know she banged Dippy Fredh

no regrets.

That would have been great and still fit with Soos's issues about having never met his dad.

>a 12 year old on track to multiple PHDs
What?

>people have really forgotten the actual meaning of the word simp

>the girl of his dreams is his first time
>accident happens and she's down for raising the kid together
If he can survive her father and brothers, it's pretty much a dream come true.
Assuming he takes Ford up on his apprenticeship offer down the line and follows in his footsteps.

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