SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARLES

He is literally unstoppable because he was granted infinite power by a chaos god from another dimension. He was defeated by Skaar, Hulk's son, but only because he sent him to orbit. Juggernaut was overall perfectly fine, aside from being in space.

mustard looking ass

HA, ain't that a bitch? I'm ketchup motherfucka! Mustard, ZAP yo dumb ass!

CHARLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Comb yo' beard I don't wanna hear that shit

>villain talks Juggernaut into attacking Krakoa
>says something like "First Charles stole your family, now your planet!" to convince him
>Juggs goes along with it, not because he's dumb but it's an excuse to fuck Xavier up
>everyone thinks he's brainwashed or manipulated or something
>Cain and whoever this bad guy is have Xavier at their mercy
>"Now, end it, Cain! Beat the shit out of Charles!"
>Juggernaut backhands the villain into a wall
>picks Xavier up
>"I'll beat the shit out of you WITH Charles, as a matter of fact."
>gives some monologue about how he knows what it's like to be some smart asshole's pocket tank from Cyttorak, and he doesn't want to ever do it again. I want him to end it with, "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" but that might be gilding the lily
>arc has Cain and Chuck not exactly reconciling but agreeing to stay out of each others' way rather than keep fighting over some shit their parents did
How retarded is this?

I like your raincoat!

I didn't mind that X-Men 3 had the "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!" line, because it's perfectly fine in context.

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I think you're a tranny.

I'm a part-time stripper AND I do hair!

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so he was unstoppable beacuse of a chaos god and not because its his mutant power? well that sucks

He's not a mutant. He's Charles's half brother but that's it.

Hey Zig Forums, you can't hurt me so long as I'm wearing these Jamaican colors

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The most underrated line

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! MY MIIIND!

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>Comb yo beard, I ain't ready to hear that shit

STEP brother, no halfsies.

Why's shit always start faaaaaallin?

Use this one on a regular basis

This too

>Hell, i'd say venom and carnage could beat him.
Spider-Man lost to Juggernaut every time they fought except the first, and he only won that time by tricking him. Pic related, it's how Spidey/Juggs fights usually end, assuming Spider-Man isn't just KO'ed. (And no, that panel isn't followed by Spidey pulling some last minute win out of his ass, the story literally ends with him admitting there's nothing he can do to win and giving up.)

Now why the fuck would some shitty 90s villains who basically amount to "Spider-Man but with some inconsistent and poorly-defined alien goo powers tacked on" have a chance? Especially when they're both dumb bricks who wouldn't even be able to trick Juggernaut like Spider-Man did? This is almost as dumb as that dude who claimed that Venom would be able to beat Loki. A fight between Venom/Carnage and Juggs would go about as well as Carnage's "fight" against Sentry.

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