Why did she cuck him?

Why did she cuck him?

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/ss/ is just best. It's an acquired taste.

Johnny's gotten laid at least once or more. The volcano rejected him.

Velma was just ensuring Dexter never goes down the route of the miserable untouched virgin. You can save lives by just giving that one loser dude a chance, Femanons. It's either his virginity or innocent lives, which are you gonna let go?

If your dick isn't any bigger than her fingers there is nothing you can do for her.

What about ass eating and cunny licking?

Women are programmed to go after chads and eventually settle with simps to raise the children right.

At that point you might as well just fuck another chick. She'd at least know what she's doing.

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He’s 8 years old

Man that is a virgin post if I've ever seen one. Sex is a lot more than just "hit the button, win a prize."

And a woman would be okay with wearing a strap-on, too.

Ok boomer.

Imagine being this guy

Ok.

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>Dexter never goes down the route of the miserable untouched virgin.
That won't ever happen. Dexter is a late bloomer Chad.

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You can’t be cucked by someone who was never yours.

Ok

How did they get away with that!?

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Who hasn't she fucked?

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Dexter.

Post the edit.

He had his chance, he truly fucked it up.

Why do all the chads want a piece of the Dinkley?

In the movie, it's implied he's getting some regularly once he becomes famous.

because hanging around a girl doesn't oblige her to fuck you, that's simp logic.

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What's this commercial from?

he gets laid all the time, the creator confirmed it. its why hes a horny dog and ask everyone out, its funnier for him to get turned down for the slapstick

They were never together in the first place, they were just doing science stuff. This would be like being assigned to be in a group in math class in high school and getting a crush on a girl you had to work with because you both do math together.

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