How would you write a hypothetical He-man show that spins off from Netflix's She-ra?

How would you write a hypothetical He-man show that spins off from Netflix's She-ra?

Hard mode: You can't say "I wouldn't" or comment on how rights issues wouldn't allow it to exist.

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I'm torn between "double down on the gay until it looks like fucking Tom of Finland's ghost drew the storyboards" just because that'd be fun, and "reverse trap/twink Adam and bara He-man to get both twitter fujos and Zig Forums on my side "

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shota twink when he is Adam.
Fat BHM when he is He-Man

The boots are too much.

>Shota twink
Do faggots even know what their lingo means anymore?Fucking disgusting likely written by a w*men

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I don't know, wise big brain guy.
Explain me then

I wouldn't.

semantics

Ask fag i don't speak aids but you're retarded

i agree with in that it should go full Tom of Finland
>turning he-man into a fem twink
he-man is a macho gay symbol, it's almost offensive to introduce a contradictory design

He-Man means being massive. It's like making Hulk look like a green Bruce Banner.

No prince Adam is a femboi and He-Man "has the power"
Which makes more sense than the original cartoon where people just don't recognize Prince Adam for no fucking reason.
Clark Kent wears glasses at least.

There is no reason, it's magic. Grayskull's magic, make the people of Eternia look Adam as different from He-Man.

>>>Boi
>Nigger
Did I use "boi" wrong?

That's a lame excuse for what really just amounts to lazy writing.

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>twink Adam and bara He-man
This. Gimme that pouty bishonen Adam and Big Poppa Pump He-Man

I don’t think anybody here knows what Tom of Finland is

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There's something fundamentally wrong with fujos i just don't know what

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Make it the most overtly straight male machismo buddy toxic masculinity bro-fest Greco Roman play with each others bodies in a totally straight way and never using any “No Homo” to contradict anyone’s headcanon.

I'd write him as a major character in She-ra season 6, rather than doing a separate show.
Adam/He-man as the new Catra, in a way.
He's Adora's brother, but aware of his First One heritage from birth. With the fall of Horde Prime, he's trying to restore the old glory of the Eternian Empire across the galaxy.

Adora and the crew have to convince him that you can't replace one hegemony with another hegemony, and this cycle of oppression must be stopped.

With his father's old friend Keldor acting as his lieutenant and advisor, suffering a horrible injury when Adam makes his face heel turn.

then why did you even bothered to answer me?

I'd be so up for that

Everyone should be black and gay except he-man who is the same but is cucked by the mere fact that being a straight man in a gay world is gay

He also suffers from being racist, due to his whiteness

Nigger

He-Man is jewish

Reminder that Skeletor did nothing wrong and is the hero of the franchise.

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>w*men
Is 'women' a buzzword here now?
It's so fucking sad to see Zig Forums defiled by Zig Forums shit like Zig Forums was back in the day.
because he rolls on the floor with foam in his mouth every time when he sees something that doesn't match his agenda.
Nah, made it anime-ish and twinky but don't make it sjw.

gays please leave my fandom

Unironically would watch this.

this fandom was always gay.

Because you're a faggot groomer just calling you out

Homosexuality always have existed, exists and always will exist. There's nothing you can do about it.

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