Treat of a World War 3

>Treat of a World War 3
>Corona Virus.
>UFOs being confirmed by the US government.
Guys I know it might seem authentic, but don't you think it's possible that the merge is actually happening.
I got drunk one night and had a panic attack over the possibility.
Maybe Chris was right

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I'm gonna work on my OCs for a bit,just to be safe

Here's my OC: the Unmerger
He's omnipotent and as soon as the merge happens he'll instantly undo it. Sorry Chris you're not becoming a god anytime soon.

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Did Chris say they would harbor a grudge if you make them shit?

Thankyou, based Unmerger.

Can you image how Chris would try to counter this if you told him of a character that would prevent the merge?

The Unmerger is a benevolent god incapable of holding grudges, so that won’t be a problem.

Would he make his own character who Double Omnipotent and make him beat up your guy?

I’m reporting this to him immediately.

Chris just ignore any holes in his delusion. For instance, he said that he could tell the future so I asked for the winning lottery number. No response.

Would you expect Jesus, after just turning water into wine, help you with a petty headache?

I phrased my post wrong. I ask him why hasnt he won the lottery yet if he could tell the future. (Chris is extremely strapped for cash and constantly tries to scam people if you dont know)

The entire cosmos thanks you eternally, as do I

>we saw Chris as nothing but a delusional manchild and a laughing stock
>it turns out he was the only sane one in a world of people blind to the true nature of reality

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>extremely strapped for cash

This sounds like a lie.

>LGBT community legitimately done more damage to chris-Chan than the years of trolling
>LGBT community reaching out to help chris did more damage than the trolls ever did
Friendly reminder Chris Chan never practiced self harm until trannies told him he a girl. Now Chris Chan cutting himself to grow a vagina. Chris-Chan better off becoming a Muslim or Nazi larper. He would be far less mentally ill.

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Alright guys, so good news and bad news
>good news, one of the characters in a story I’m writing is a semi-benevolent goddess of imagination who would be happy to give you the abilities of your favorite OC, and all she asks in return is that you create some form of art, and don’t discourage others from creating art
>bad news, she has an evil counterpart who created thousands of eldritch abominations, and her evil counterpart loves to fuck with random people and is prone to massive tantrums. Also she is trapped and her evil counterpart is not
Pray to the eternal muse everyone, and hopefully we’ll be alright

>>LGBT community legitimately done more damage to chris-Chan than the years of trolling
Chris-Chan haven’t assaulted random stranger before he became transgender. This is probably true. Before hand he at least got to know someone before trying to run them down with his mom car. Also what’s up with trannies and violent GameStop incidents?

I miss the days when trolls would trick Chris into getting naked for no reason. Those were always hilarious times.

People don’t realize it. But in my opinion sonic movie changing sonic designs probably saved lives.

It wouldn't have just been Chris pissed off. He's a below-average quality Sonic fan and they can get much much worse.

Chris-Chan already has a history of attempted murder with cars. I wouldn’t be surprised if he tries to run down more people in the future.

Oh please he had been arrested like 4 times before that, you CWCasual

I miss when he was just a harmless egotistical manchild who made a shitty comic that he thought was great, and was constantly tricked into taking pictures and videos of himself naked.

So, what’s your plan for after the merge happens causing us to become our favorite OCs? Because Chris is definitely not the only person who would become his main OC
Personally, since mine is an eldritch abomination that doesn’t die, I plan to just sit back on the sidelines and watch as the remaining people of the world and good ocs go to war with the various cringey edgy ocs, horror creatures, and ascended otherkin

God, we be fucked alone on account of Lovecraft's creations and Warhammer.

So 2005? He was already being brought up on charges at that point

>Oh please he had been arrested like 4 times
They were for violating restraining orders and hitting his enemies with his car. Spraying GameStop workers a new thing. Chris Chan far more dangerous now than before. Transgender Chris-Chan the most dangerous chis of them all.

Yeah, at that point everyone who became a reality warper (including myself, although it would be very minor) should just grab all their friends and family, and fuck off to another dimension where there’s less badness

Has he ever said how he thinks it'll be decided which OC they merge with? I've written a couple of novels and I don't want to end up as a minor character or villain.

I think it’s the one that’s closest to the real you, aka your author insert, otherwise Chris wouldn’t be so confident about their goddess status
Personally I would probably fuse with my author insert which is just this weird dog/bat/sea scorpion thing that warped reality, which I made as a joke to show that authors are basically eldritch beings from the characters perspective

Also, all the horror based Thomas OCs becomes real

I write crack fics in my spare time so I'm safe

Would you expect Jesus, a week before he was about to be crucified, to take part in the Roman lottery?

>setting yourself up to get get locked into a Stardust the Super Wizard punishment you can't escape via suicide
You fucked yourself over and should make your OC mortal as soon as possible.

I would have six legs, portals, and an incoporeal form. I think I can outrun Stardust