Anastasia (1997)

It's kind of funny with all those cute bugs dancing around Rasputin.

Ironically this justifies communism because it implies the only reason the Soviets were inneficient was due to demonic corruption.

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT DISNEY PRINCESSES? IT'S A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD TOY BRAND. STOP TALKING LIKE MARKETING DOSSIERS.

It's a nice film but it is also Bluth finally giving up and selling out by copying Disney's formula. Shame he kept releasing sub-standard movies and I have no idea why he thought going up against Disney directly was a good idea.

No, the demonic corruption just replaced the executioners of the royal family. The Soviets are still shit.

I don’t think the timeline matchesStalin dying when Rasputin was beaten despite the idea of Death Of Stalin taking place in the same universe being amusing.

Grim side note to anyone not in the know, but government forensic scientists actually found the bones of the royal family and verified them. Anastasia did die with them. Although they’re technically holy according to the Russian Orthodox Church and would be treated like the bones of Saints, the Church refuses to officiate them because, and I’m not making this up, it goes against their official stance that it was a Jewish Satanic takeover plot and the remains were destroyed.

So the royal family remain in a morgue, basically until the Church recognizes them or the Russian government disregards the Church and recognizes them in an official capacity.

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ONCE

Generally enjoyed it, had some pretty good songs, but it isn't anything too special.

I mean, OP opened it up by saying she's "technically a Disney princess," it's fair for user to point out that there's a distinction between a princess character Disney owns the rights to and what is considered by Disney to be a Disney Princess in the brand sense (especially since some of the princesses, namely Mulan and Pocahontas, aren't even princesses).

>Grim side note to anyone not in the know, but government forensic scientists actually found the bones of the royal family and verified them. Anastasia did die with them.
I believe this was a big news back in mid 2000's once the DNA test confirm that they found her body.

But its the truth.

Its amusing as hell to have the lineup include Anastasia, Princess Leia, the Chestbuster from Alien 3, Coffee Shop Princess from Always Sunny in the Dayman story, the ape princess Oaka from Planet Of The Apes, Rita Repulsa, Lucy and Susan from Chronicles Of Narnia, every Marvel Comics female royal, and Princess Buttercup from Princess Bride among many others.

But in technicality, Disney will always keep them separate.

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Huuur duuur everything owned by Disney automatically gets its legacy stripped away duuur.

Not a single person in this thread implied that.

youtube.com/watch?v=oyUBdLm3s9U

I love that song

Merida was made by Pixar, still got to be a Disney Princess. I don't see the distinction really.

I want her in kingdom hearts.

Pixar is Disney's bitch.

The Musical based on the film pretty much fixes all the problems with the movie.
>Rasputin is removed
>no silly magic subplots or whacky animal sidekicks
>adds even more good music
>changes the antagonist to a more believable soviet officer trying to kill Anastasia because of the political implications
>Has better pacing overall

Literally the only downside is losing "in the dark of the night" but it's worth the price.

Bluth was done for at the moment All Dogs go to Heaven opened up the same day as Little Mermaid. Disney put him back in his place that day, and the guy never recovered. Anastasia did make a profit, yet Hercules made even more that same year.

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Cyka blyat

>Rasputin is removed
>literally the only good thing about the movie gets removed

Russian here, it's a generally beloved movie. A guy who was year older than me in high school, his class used Once upon a December for their graduation dance.

We need more of this kind of fuckery, not pic related.

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Russia is a 3rd world shithole lmao

I guess that explains Kida from Atlantis.
She's a Disney princess, but not a Disney Princess

Yes