Who has the biggest dick?

Who has the biggest dick?

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You mean the bigger dick.

Batman's is bigger overall but Superman's is still pretty big but thicker. Hal's bigger than both of them.

Atom Smasher

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Does Batman get preptime?

According to Kevin Smith Batman is hung

That explains the stepmother thing.

Based Hal

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Obviously Batman. That explains why he’s so fucking arrogant. He can just whip his dick out against any dude in an argument but he’s a wuss around Wonder Woman since she doesn’t have a cock.

Someone is self inserting into Batman again, I see

Batman, Superman doesn’t even have a Dick

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why not use it to deliver justice?

Injustice proved that Lobo puts Hal to shame.

His twink actually loves him and didn't ditched him or died, so Supes is always better

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Bruce have am average size dick. Superman has a bigger dick according to canon.

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from left to right: hal, bruce and clark. this is a fact

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If he rapes one villain, he might not be able to stop himself

You cannot assume that Superman has a human "dick." What if it looks like what we know and understand a human penis to look like but then it busts open in a bunch of tentacles? Leave his under-carriage alone! It's not your business! That's between him, Lois, and whatever alien God he decided to serve.

Bruce is a solid 8 inches. Soft.

Clark being the humble farm boy with a massive horsecock is kinda turning me on

>WHY CONTAIN IT

>that
>average

Well, Superboy also had sex and no one of them girls or Lois went running for the hills. So it means it looks like a normal human dick but bigger

WE DON'T KNOW THAT! And Superboy is mixed. He could have a "normal" peenor! But his genetic daddy may not. Who knows? Supergirl and Powergirl could have like pseudo-dicks that get MEN pregnant!

Also, we know Lois Lane is a fucking FREAK-A-LEEK. You think she cares? She wants to FUCK.

He's a grower; not a shower.

where is this from?

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>All this Batcope

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Morrison's entire mindset when it came to Batman was that he had the biggest cock in the League. Like literally.

But that's Lobo. You are comparing an average dude to a multidimensional intergalactic timeline-rocking rock starring party animal who probably wraps up and snorts neutron stars.

Why don't you want Lois to get fucked to heaven by tentacles? Why do you hate female organisms. And I am not arguing that Bruce has the bigger penis but that he has a standard human one.

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Yeah but he also argued that Batman was gay in a metaphysical sense