Fuck, I feel bad for Mr. Freeze...

Fuck, I feel bad for Mr. Freeze. Let this be a lesson it doesn’t matter what you do for a girl you’ll be easily forgotten when it’s convenient.

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It's also a fun, goofy cartoon written in an alternate universe and not an indictment of women in general.

DAMN, she wants that THUNDER COCK!

How dare she not mourn forever and masturbate over her husband's grave every night!?

Selina is, surprisingly, the only girl who's not a thot.

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I keep hiding this thread but it keeps coming back.

Like Maxie Zeus' STDs.

Kek

He's dead and she's grieving. Freeze would want her to move on

You know it's a cartoon, right? Also, American """humor""" is built around the premise that everyone is an asshole. That's the joke, the entire joke.

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I mean, I'm all for her moving on, but the guy is a walking venereal disease.

t. beta-male

Bro...it’s been less than a couple weeks in universe. Plus how do go from so someone caring and sophisticated like Mr. Freeze to someone brash and impulsive like Zeus?

At least Freeze died before she did that. In the old DCAU the moment he cured Nora she left him and married a rich guy.

Beta move. I want my wife to throw herself on the funeral pyre when I die.

And this episode was also written by a woman, so yeah, just roll with it.

Mega where

>said husband who has gone to such lengths to bring her back
At least wait till the body is warm.

But all Americans are assholes in real life

I was hoping that fake spoiler about Nora and the Penguins nephew taking up their respective mantles was true.

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>constant infidelity is funny

The saying goes "til death do us apart" for a reason

So is the lesson at the end gonna be that Ivy should be more interested in having fun than feeling safe, or is it gonna be Harley proving that Ivy really can trust her with her heart.

Based show proving that all women are sluts.

Not Selina.

>fucking Zeus two weeks after your husband dies

I'd be pissed that it was Zeus. Fell in love with someone else, made each other happy visit the graves of your once beloved's together etc is neither here no there, because that's fucking Zeus. Imagine shitting up an entire pantheon, ruining the lives of every mortal you meet, making one brother irrelevant and framing your other brother as evil just because he does all the funeral paperwork, and you'll only have a portion of the assholery of this immortal slime.

You know that thing in sci fi shows, where people catch on that a character's immortal, and suddenly there's a mob organised by someone 50 years ago who was mildly inconvenienced by a dropped banana peel? Why doesn't this happen to Zeus?

Shitposting aside, there's probably a way to trick a Greek pantheon into bringing your hubbie back to life, if you convince them that "it's giving them mortals wot 4", but I doubt they'll head down that route.

It’s not Zeus
It’s a dude who thinks he is Zeus and does a lot of coke

> dating women
> not lifting heavy weights and becoming your own hero

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At least shes getting stds

B E T A!

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>it’s a cartoon so it’s beyond criticism

Every thread, like clockwork.

haha what a SIMPcicle

Selina is pure. Saving herself for Batman.

write what you know eh?

Freeze got introduced this season right? Should you really consider it a "few moments later" when more time has passed in real life from his death to this episode than his introduction to his death? Its not like this was the very next episode.