Times shows lied to you

based on what

Any show that pretends a women could beat a man at a sport

you dumbass.

Broccoli tastes like shit if it's poorly prepared and unseasoned. Which is often how it's served in school, among other places. If I knew anything about cooking growing up, I'd be sneaking packets of spices to make the school food not taste like crap.

redpilled on what?

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did you think that animals can talk behind our backs or that Otis being a male cow was possible

The show made me think that cows could be male and female and that bulls were a seperate species of cow, kind of like yaks, bison and wildebeests.

My problem with pineapple on pizza is longing to find the perfect combination of spice and salt that really completes the flavor.

Why not spinach/chicken/jalapeno? I get those with pineapple, and the first two with cheese adds enough saltiness, the jalapeno adds spiciness and maybe some garlic butter for some tangy-ness with some more salt?

Jalapeno's too mild for my taste, but I'm not sure what else would work as a surrogate pepper. Chicken works, but only if shredded to my liking.
I'd never considered spinach though, might be worth a shot.

I feel spinach has a good taste to it, a bit salty and spinach adds a kind of nice texture to pizza. I dunno, could be just me. But yeah, give it a shot, who knows.

This stupid fucking movie made me question where babies come from, so I asked my mum and, being a religious nut, she told me that God makes babies. So, for the longest time I assumed that in order to have a baby, you’d need to be married and then a married couple would pray to God when they wanted a child and he would place a child in the woman’s belly. I figured this made sense since the virgin was impregnated this way. In terms of how a baby was delivered, I thought the only way was through a C-section and I got the idea from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where he and Danny Devito are pregnant. I had no concept of a vagina and thought that everyone had penises. The first vagina I ever saw was at a public kiddie pool where some woman let her 2 year old daughter walk around without swim shorts. I thought she was born deformed because no her penis was missing. I felt so bad for her. Then a year or two after that my mum bought a cereal box with a gorilla and snake on the cover. It came with a web address on the back to a browser game. I wanted to play the game so I searched for the website on my home computer and I must have made a typo or something because it took me to a poor site and oh my god was my mind blown when I saw several pics of women without dicks putting penises in their mouths.

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>Virgin mary* was impregnated this way

I was the same way, but my mom gave me the "marriage day kiss" white lie. It wasn't until Family Guy (2001-2ish) where I heard about sex and vaginas. I was only like 5 but I understood the concept since I already knew girls were 'different' and they didn't have pee pees. So I assume they shot babies out their belly buttons, hence why I thought my mom said I came from her stomach.

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Did the PowerPuffGirls really have the same dietary needs as regular mere mortals? I mean, powerlifters and bodybuilders like broccoli because it's filling, cheap, and bulkforming with lots of fiber, along with being vitamin rich. That's why broccoli became known as something of a "health" food.

But these girls make powerlifters look like little bitches, and they're barely even 12 years old. Like why broccoli? Are they on a cut or something? Do they have to make weight for their season or something? It doesn't make sense. They could probably be eating sugar and raw petroleum, and that would be a better source of fuel for them than friggin broccoli, which has like no calories.

I always combine it with pepperoni or spicy chorizo.

If you want to get a special sort of flavor, though? Get chorizo, then spice it with piri-piri sauce, and put it on the pizza. That shit goes wild.

Kek. The first time I saw a sex scene in the simpsons I thought marge and homer were just kissing each other’s naked bodies under the covers. That’s what sex to me was.

>try to search for hetrosaurus as kid (liked dinos simple as)
>search heterosaurus instead
>porn on screen pops up
after that I don't remember.
Point is that I had the same belief you had, and later found out through porn

Maybe the professor doesn’t want them to get too powerful

Based porn, educating youths on the miracle of reproduction

You think life would be better if we stayed this naive and off the internet?

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