Describe Hal Jordan WITHOUT saying what he looks like, his costume, profession or role

Describe Hal Jordan WITHOUT saying what he looks like, his costume, profession or role.

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He's a brunette white man who wears green spandex and defends our part of the galaxy

non pathetic

A fucking dumbass

hotheaded daredevil that acts before thinking. Although later on learns to balance his spontaneity.

Trainwreck

protogniest of one of DC's best limited series

DC New Frontiers

He personifies the JFK dream of the everyday man in the 1960s. He's MadMan's Jon Hamm done right

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hamboigahs

>Goku
Hal is essentially the Goku of the Green Lanterns.
Its just like “oh hey you're the best cause idk you just were born lucky with natural talent i guess?” And he will just pull bullshit super-saiyan-esque willpower surges where its just like “oh you thought he couldnt push it any further, but he can, because reasons!!”

Basically Hal is the best because he can pull bullshit super moves out of no where. And he can pull bullshit super moves out of nowhere because... he's the greatest Green Lantern lmao!!!

He's a retard

He's a faggot with autistc fanboys

Someone who can easily beat ben 10 without breaking a sweat

Headcanons are not allowed in this thread

someone who can be affected by tragedy to the point where he will go into desperation mode, and doesn't what what it takes until he has all the power and will stop anyone who tries to destroy his dream ... no wait that was retconned

Ephebophile

loses to a banana

the most fuckable justice league member

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Klutz

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The least intelligent member of the Justice League

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Good job deathbattle you made benfags seethe and dilate for an ENTIRE YEAR

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I'm a Kylefag.
I don't care about Death Battles but I hate Hal Jordan

Heart of oak with matching head.

He’s been through a lot of shit

wasn't he a pilot or something

good job Death Battle, you made Halfags the most insufferable faggots ever.

>shoe and scissors

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>Implying Halfags were never already a cancer before the Death Battle

>everyone who disagrees with me is a Benfag - a guide for Halfagging in Zig Forums

The guy who beat Ben 10

He's a hothead that has the habit of disobeying authority.

He's a himbo. Kind of incompetent but can pull his shit together sometimes.

The Green Lanterns are probably as close to the 'ordinary people with superpowers' trope as I'm aware of. One's an architect, one's an artist, one's a history teacher and another's a pilot. None of them are all that out of the ordinary, and if it wasn't for their GL rings, they'd be totally unremarkable.

You're getting upset about DB so yes god i hate how ben sissies pretend like they "wuz angels n shiet" when 2 years ago they acted like he's the god of fiction or something.

Who the fuck is getting upset, retard? I'm just pointing out how Benfags live rent free in the heads of Halfags ever since that DB bullshit happend.
And i don't blame Halfags for being retarded over this, honestly, ever since their movie flopped and Aquaman got the spotlight, Green Latern became the laughing stock of superheroes.

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