You become a superhero

Surprise, you've been chosen by the powers that be to become something of a "superhero" in your favorite fictional universe, the term "superhero" changing to fit that universe if need be, for example, in Star Wars you'd be a Jedi (or Sith, if you're so inclined)

What universe do you go to, and what powers, abilities, or gear do you have?

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is the hulk that weak or those three guys just combining their strength to lift up their end?

Superman
Fucking invincible, indestructible god I’ll make the biggest massacre earth has ever witnessed

>that broly
Amazing

Why, ummmm, why is Broly naked?

just your average bible beater christian that happens to be into these things and trying to make a point that false idles are nothing in comparison to faith wank wank jizz jizz etc. I'm mostly curious whos on the right before it got photshopped?

get used to it nigga it's a culo thread

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I just realized I have never seen the original version of this pic. Who got replaced by Broly?

some sort of mouse superhero, i believe

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either original broly or kale.

Nice try.

You only posted this picture because of that Broly.
You used Jesus to throw everyone off.

UHH THICKER

Reminds me of the Zim edit.

"i'm glad you asked"

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I didn't get that one at first but damn that bulma after I got it

>zim edit
holy shit show it i must add that to my currently infantile culo collection

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Go to Rance universe with the powers of The Purple Man and Multiple Man

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Incredibly based spic.

Pretty much the same thing.

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Make a Power Girl one crushing Terra

This is going into my culo collection, KEK

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I didn’t read of your post OP I’m laughing so hard

Fucking Christ.

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Old /DBS/ meme from last year.

I chose whatever universe that Broly exists in

Superman would put your punkass down. And if not him, there are dozens of magic users or people with Kryptonite-based villains like Metallo or Kryptonite Man that does it.

>he thinks having an advantage = sure win

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based culo thread

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I guess I'm an Alicorn Princess. I'm basically a god...but...I-I'm a girl...

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ZIM CULO! ZIM CULO!