User, I'm pregnant and you're the father

user, I'm pregnant and you're the father

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Nothing personnel

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*snaps you in half*

Who dis?

Color me surprised.

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how am *I* gonna get a vibrator pregnant? if anything she should take responsibility for getting me preg

Nice one

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she a cutie, t b h

lol I always liked the blue ones they were my favroite. anyone else used to eat crayons as a kid?

Is wax play with a crayon considered guro?

Do you know what color it is?

I FUCKING KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE

A Marine’s worst nightmare.

But I shoved you up my butt, not my penis.

>Somebody here fucked a crayon

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Please no
Please God no
Please don't meme people wanting to fuck an anthro crayon girl into reality, I can only take so many Zig Forums waifus becoming popular on here because of "ironic" shitposting like this

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mmmmm grayons

Shut it Dork! what I do in my spare time ain't of your beezwax.

Fucking how?

That's a crayon.

Life finds a way, user.
Mistakes into miracles.
9/11, never forget

Looks like someone BLUE THEIR LOAD inside of her!

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To an artist, this is metaphorically true.

(Please excuse me if I wax poetic)

How do YOU get pregnant from being jammed up my arse?

Carlos!

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