Can I get a Spidersona thread going?

Can I get a Spidersona thread going?

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Yeah, but you'd have to go back to Tumblr for any -sona talk.

Tumblr still exists?

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>Imagine you are rescued by a lithe and sexy looking web-slinging Spider-themed super heroine
>You hit it off and become reasonably close associates, by virtue that you share the same work route
>Somehow she’s very chipper and loves making wisecracks, yet extremely withdrawn and shy, making her more intriguing to you
>One night, she takes you up on the city rooftop to watch the thousands of headlights and pedestrians below
>You feel her slide her hand over yours, warm and sweaty underneath the spandex of the suit
>She nervously confesses her feelings to you, and although you reciprocate, she is hesitant to remove the mask
>She stutters a bit: “Do you... promise to keep it a secret if I...show you? Who I really am? “
> Ultimately at this point, you’ve now found yourself enchanted by her personality and her willingness to put herself in the line of fire for civilians, despite never seeing her face (of course her cute butt doesn’t hurt). You figure the nervousness is over the whole “secret-identity” thing
>”Of course” you reply, “I totally get why you wouldn’t want to make yourself so vulnerable”
>You hear her mutter to herself a bit “No, I don’t think you do”
>As the mask slowly loosens and slips away from her head, you feel your heart skip, your breath stop, and a slight chill up your spine
>A young woman with chestnut-colored hair and a pair of startlingly blue eyes stair back at you
>Well, *pairs* of blue eyes. Her lower jaw with a faint dividing line running along it, with needle like teeth peppering the bottom row of her mouth
>Explains the spider-powers anyways
>As she recognizes the brief flash of terror across your features, all four of her eyes start to well up with tears, her mouth splits apart and reveals two large spider-like mandibles that had been hiding
>You’re not sure whether to run or to throw yourself off the building

Ok but how do I kiss her?

I always liked the idea of there being multiple bug powered heroes that just brand themselves as spider-related to get more attention on social media or something

>”I knew it! I knew it!” she screams while interspersed with sobs, “I knew this was going to happen! How could a a-a *freak* like me have been so stup-“
>As she struggled in vain to get her mask halfway down her flushed and tear-soaked face, you quickly but gently grab her hands away
>In the heat of the moment, you find yourself planting a kiss on her...mouth area
>She hiccups, begins to settle down and returns the favor. You feel her moan a bit, as your hands wrap around her body.
>Her kissing quickly starts to become more passionate, frenzied due to her being long starved of any human affection, and in former resignation that anyone could look past her spidery qualities
>A slight massage goes up and down your cheeks, a warm soft feeling interspersed with a slightly pointy sensation, like chopsticks or pencil tips gently pressing on your face
>In a mixture of pent-up eroticism and latent spider instincts, her mandibles have wrapped themselves around your mouth, and you can hear her heavy breathing mixed with a slight chittering sound
>Somehow she removes herself, red faced and embarrassed as her eyes dart in multiple directions, trying to avoid your direct gaze
> She fiddles with a web strand between her fingers in an effort to fixate on anything else.
>” I-I’m sorry about that, ever since I got these powers I don’t al-always have complete control especially when I’m n-nervous, and I have really liked you a long t-time since I rescued you from the alleyway, and I never thought I’d actually be able to find someone who’d want to deal with these Predator mandibles-“
>In the midst of her babbling she stops and looks at her webs, which have now become something of a large yarn ball due to her fidgeting

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>So you kiss her instead

>She does a deep sigh, and you gently put your hand on her face to turn it back towards you, the lights of the city reflecting off the pools of her irises
>”You’re not a freak” you softly say, “You saved my life, and hundreds of others as well. You put yourself at risk every night, without little gain for yourself” >She slightly smiles, looks down and mutters “Well, great power great responsibility and all that”
>”I think you’re beautiful, and I love you”, and as you say ‘love’ you hear her gasp a bit
>You lean in her ear “And by the way... I think the mandibles are pretty cute.”
>Her face goes beet red from bottom to top, but then finally she gets that flirty attitude back: “Well, then face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot. Maybe we could go back to my lair and maybe see if these mandibles can do more than just brush along your face”
>She pops the mask back on, wraps one arm around you and leads you to the edge of the roof
>”Hang on tight, this may be a bit of a ride!”
>As she effortlessly holds onto you, she webslings into the cityscape, the air rushing through your hair as your stomach bobs up and down with the velocity changes
>She rests her head upon you as she eventually descends, the happiest woman in the city
>It was a hell of a ride, one you’d hope you’d never get off of

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