It was ME Barry!
It was ME Barry!
BASTARD
BARRY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HIGHSCHOOL WHEN YOU FIRST HAS SEX WITH A WOMAN? DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU STUCK IT IN AND YOU BLEW YOUR LOAD TOO QUICK? IT WAS ME BARRY IN THE NANOSECOND BEFORE YOU PENETRATED HER I JERKED YOU OFF TO COMPLETION
is thawne literally the worst person in the dcu?
>BARRY DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOTHER WAS BATHING YOU AND YOUR BROTHER IN THE TUB BUT YOU HAD TO GET OUT OF THE TUB EARLY BECAUSE YOUR BROTHER PEED IN THE WATER?
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I WAS THE ONE THAT PEED IN THE TUB!
>BARRY DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU CAME, SHIT, FARTED, AND PISSED YOURSELF ALL AT THE SAME TIME? IT WAS ME BARRY I MADE YOU INTO THE CUM SHIT FART PISS MAN
>BARRY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT YEAR WHERE YOU GOT HARD JUST FROM LOOKING AT YOUR MOTHER? IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAITED AND WATCHED UNTIL YOU GLANCED AT HER, THEN JERKED YOU TO HARDNESS, I MADE YOU OEDIPUS BARRY
>REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU TRIED TO MAKE A COMFY SIMPSONS THREAD AND IT GOT DERAILED BY SNEEDPOSTERS? IT WAS ME BARRY! I AND THE ROGUES DERAILED YOUR THREAD
>BARRY DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME YOU TRIED TO SHARE YOUR GENUINE OPINION ABOUT CARTOONS ON Zig Forums AND GOT MOCKED FOR HAVING A DIFFERENT OPINION
>IT WAS ME BARRY I WAS ANONYMOUS
Sides in orbit.
>FIRST MY FAMILY... THEN (*starts tearing ); MY DAUGHTER!
> NOW, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THAWNE! IRRESPONSIBLY DESTROYING THE TIME LINE JUST TO; TO WHAT?!?; JUST TO MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE?!?
> YOU'RE TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE. This time, I'll make sure you'll never be able to run again...
>*unbuckles belt
>WAIT
>BARRY STOP THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE
>YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING TO MUCH TIME WITH COMMISSIONER GORDON
Zoom subscribing to the Green Goblin school of doing nothing but really being responsible for everything.
>BARRY DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE 16 AND FUCKED YOUR SISTER IN THE DARK BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS UNCONSCIOUS
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS YOUR SISTER
BARRY! REMEMBER THAT TIME AT Zig Forums CUP WHERE YOU BOTCHED YOUR PENALTY KICK AND BECAME A LAUGHINGSTOCK? IT WAS ME BARRY!!! I MADE YOU MISS AND TOOK YOUR PLACE IN THE TEAM!!!!
> BARRY WAIT...
> You know you can never come back from this. The Barry I fell in love with wouldn't even consider using the speed force to ass-blast Thawne. Even if it phases his pelvis into non-existence, think of the consequences, THINK OF NORA!
>There is always another way Barry
>the flush
my fucking sides
>Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>IRIS! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! HE JUST ADMITTED TO STEALING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS OUR FIRST TIME! DON'T YOU CARE THAT HE KEKED YOU IRIS!
>BARRY WEST ALAN...
>DON'T YOU DARE, WE'RE BIGGER THAN THIS
>BARRY DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WOKE UP WITH SORE ASS THAT ONE MORNING WHEN YOU WERE SIX?
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS THE ONE THAT DRUGGED YOU AND BROUGHT YOU TO A CHURCH
>REMEMBER THAT MAGNIFICENT MICROWAVED CASSEROLE YOU HAD IN YOUR FREEZER? THE ONE YOU WERE ANTICIPATING TO TASTE FOR WEEKS. WHEN IT BLEW UP WHILE YOU LEFT IT UNATTENDED? THAT WAS ME BARRY, I BLEW UP THE CASSEROLE
>BARRY DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME THAT CHAIR WAS THROWN
>IT WAS ME BARRY I THREW THE CHAIR
>You... wha.... you fucked me
>Barry this is like the end of Empire Strikes Back where Darth Vader cut Luke's hand off and Luke goes nooooooooo but he can still redeem him in Return of the Jedi
>Don't do this Barry like Thrawn is not worth it
>BARRY, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. The rectal sample you asked me to analyse after rough foreplay with Iris... It had abnormal results.
>According to carbon dating, Thawne did fuck you when you were six.
>SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEET
>Cisco, Kate, Joe... I'm sorry
>Iris, I'll never stop loving you, forgive me
>* begins to vibrate
>You'll always be my lightning rod Barry
>THIS IS FOR TAKING MY INNOCENCE FROM ME THRAWN
>NO BARRY, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS
>I- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH