Lol

Lol

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>No VRROOOOM VRROOOOM
Expectation's shit too.

Why doesn't he dress up?

Because that would require effort.

How do you know he hasn't

Right is an improvement.

He already is.
As Faggotman.

Why I prefer mature women.

>gamer gurl

no such a thing exist

This is why I'm a wizard.

They exist, but they only ever play support classes or healers. What's up with that?

Anyone calling themselves gamer should be shot on sight. Consumerist thralls.

>it's a comic about gamer grrls in 2020 except it reads like something from 2009

Haha okay

I mean if I had a costume I looked good in I totally would

I know. Anyone that won't prefer fucking her while she does the raid and ignore-play over some cheap cosplay has shit taste.

This

BASED, FUCK G*YMERS

Right is unironically hotter

Right one is for breeding.

>Not raiding with your gf

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>people who identify themselves by their hobbies should die
Cringe and bluepilled. There's nothing wrong with identifying as a gamer, or a trainspotter, or an amateur writer/artist/developer/carpenter/whatever.

Natural female inclination towards support role.

Two decades of third wave feminism and social justice can't trump two million years of hardwired evolutionary instinct.

>unironically wanting a cosplayer
lads, I don't think you get the point of having a woman. It's about things like
>asking whether she would die if you take her mask off
> not have long, nightly discussion in which ways ogres and onions are alike
>not enjoying the opportunities to dutch oven the fuck out of your significant other
>not arguing about who whether or not the other has shit taste for liking X while the sun sets behind the rarely opened window

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This comic was made years ago

A gamer is not someone who likes to play games just like someone who likes to watch TV is not a "watcher". It's a brand for autists to buy shitty red and black merch. Also, the term has been poisoned by marketing.

Both seem nice, to be honest.

They do exist, you just never see them because they don't leave their homes often

Clans exist still?

He's actually wearing a joker suit. You just can't see his body.

Why can’t women be funny?

>your girlfriend vs your wife after five years of marriage

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girls don't like playing video games

Dr Peterson, I'm begging you to eat a vegetable.

Continuing to prove his point.