Batman Is A Cop

It's like it was written by someone that's never read a Bat book

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Why do people think their geniuses for making the same shallow take on Batman 100x over? Shouldn’t Iron Man be more egregious as a billionaire engineer who makes death machines while being in bed with the US Military?

Could you faggots stop making twitter threads?
Fucking Christ, if you want to talk about it fucking do it over there.

Literally kill yourself, faggot, these threads have been here longer than you

You are a cunt that makes twitter threads, you don't get a soapbox to stand on.

Okay, this comic is shit, but this panel got a chuckle out of me.

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Who are they referring to here? Lucius? Alfred?

'Cause I ain't reading that shit.

But cops can testify in court.

WE NEED TO CANCEL HIM AND GET HIM FIRED

FUCK BATMAN

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all batmen are bastards

all cops are batman

Not even just a book, not watched a single movie, not played a single game, not even watched a single episode of BTAS or such. It's writen from complete ignorance.

>comics
>logic
Pick one.

All Cops Are Batman?

Wtf I love cops now???

god i hate this kind of thinking so bad,anyone who reads comics would know that bruce wayne actually odes a lot for gotham,he has the wayne foundation is laways giving money to hospital and shit,wayne industries has a program to hire ex con so people who get out of jail can have a second chance,hell in white knight they have a "batman disaster" fund that pays for every damage caused by batmana and is all paid by wayne entreprises

Gothamites are all pieces of shit so they deserve literally everything that happens to them.

cops are heroes

Firemen are heroes. Cops are thugs

I legitimately don't get what people get out of making these sorts of comics, do they want people to stop reading/watching Batman? Do they want to prove how much smart they are? Or do they just get a smug sense of superiority from proving thinking that they're "too good" for popular media?

Lol imagine thinking that cop equals a bad thing.

It's interesting how people always talk about Batman but never Iron Man or Captain America

WORDSWORDSWORDS
WHERE'S THE JOKE, FUCKLEY?

> There are no ethical billionaires
Commies are retarded. You need billionaires in the economy to create jobs.

We would probably have to imagine it if it weren't for the millions of hours of footage of police brutality from just the last two weeks alone

>LOOK HOW FUCKING WITTY I AM!

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> Implying the rioting and looting has nothing to do with that.
Defunding the police is the answer though.

Based

Batman ISN'T a hero
he focuses more on punishing criminals instead of saving lives--his identity is literally focused on making people too afraid to do crime, which doesn't actually help because people STILL commit crime literally ALL of the time

For all the tech, money, and brainpower Batman puts into solving crises he should be able to develop some kind of anti-psychotic that keeps people in Arkham

You don't have to read comics to "get Batman" because he exists in multiple mediums.
That's the issue with American supes/comics, everyone has claim to understand the character but people are gatekeeping anyone who doesn't fellate their heroes when worshipping them

>Cops can't be heroes.

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I can’t wait to see Minneapolis burn to the ground after liberals get rid of their police.

I see someone who badly needs to read Batman: Year One. But they probably won't because it was written by evil Nazi Frank Miller.

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Nope because Iron man is a good guy because he literally does the same shit that batman does?

Alfred

Oh of course teenagers looting is entirely responsible for the police choking a man to death, opening fire on a homeless man in a wheelchair, and sending an 80 year old man to the hospital in serious condition.

And then he pooped his pants.

>it's another "pseudointellectual who's never read a batman story in his life is an expert on how problematic batman is" episode

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He peed himself

If your going to do this shit at least do it right you fucking moron

>most of the replies are calling the dude who made this a fucking idiot
Looks like it solved itself.
No need to get involved.