Gosh, user! You've grown up to be so big! I'm so proud of you!

I’ve always hated this fuck and I don’t know why.

Thanks face for showing me the beautiful majesty and wonder of Peanut butter and Banana sandwiches, they've been a favorite snack of mine for years.

I'm a 32-year-old high school dropout who lives with is parents after failing to kill himself a year ago.
I'm morbidly obese, have a tiny dick, nearly blind, and a kissless virgin.
I have no friends and don't have contact with anyone outside my immediate family. They rightfully all despise me.
I have no education and my greatest achievement has been store manager at a Pizza Hut.
I spend my days sat squarely in front of my computer, wasting my days on Zig Forums and masturbating.
I'll likely be dead by the end of the year, whether by poor health or another attempt at suicide.
Everything's great

I've done very little for you to be proud of. I'm sorry. Maybe we all get another chance after we die. Maybe I'll be better next time.

Thanks face, I tried

corona ruined everything for me, fuck you

>Everything's great
That's all I needed to hear.

I'm suddenly reminded of that sound effect that plays when Face says "Face here!"

At least I've accomplished something
even if it wasn't what I hoped for

Why is everyone so sad in this thread?
Has no one achieved anything they're proud of?

I'm 30 years old, no girlfriend, just did 6 years of prison. Lying on a mattress at my dad's apartment on the floor.
I HAVE FAILED

i just quit school, im broke, parents hate me, and im slowly gaining weight
but i have a great boyfriend, close friends who i can rely on for support, and a bright career of my dreams ahead of me. its not all bad

>Two years into a job that's in my field of study
>Got my own apartment
>Not dating anybody, but I have a FWB that I have fun with and a potential date on the side
>Trumpbux actually gave me a nice little financial boost plus a second stimulus is possibly happening

Can't complain at all.

If a person was happy and successful they wouldn't be on Zig Forums.

6 years of prison? What for? How did you survive?

>just did 6 years of prison
Tell me more user, who'd you kill, did you get raped?

Anyone born between 1993 and 1998 (Zillennials, essentially) that remembers how weird "nu-Face" was? They were technically the same character, but something was off about him, and I couldn't figure out what..

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>my greatest achievement has been store manager at a Pizza Hut.
Woooow! Look at the bigshot here! He actually had a job!

Pizza

I suppose prison is something to show off? If you're proud of it, then I guess that counts?
Getting there user. Career should help with your money troubles
As for parents, unless you're willing to put the effort in to repair your relationship with them, you should move on from them. No use bailing water if you can't fix the hole
This is more like it. Pat yourself on the back user, you're on the road to having made it
A fair point, but we may just make it in the end

How did you survive, being the lowest rung in prison society? You'd better stay the fuck away from that shit now.

Being a funny black guy gets you far in prison. I was cool with everyone in there. Even the Nazi dudes.

Mad Thad?

Yeah. What's up?

Like drawings in a really nanny state country or legit fucked up shit?

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A living legend. Jesus. Well, again, just stay away from that shit, man. Be better than that.

Try to get into land surveying.

There's no way. Prove it Thad, I dare you.

Hopefully you learned your lesson about posting about that shit on social media

Oh yeah I'm done with that.just want to shit post with my user bros until the end of times.