Which one Zig Forums?
Which one Zig Forums?
Obviously super villain. Super villains are hot. That’s the whole point of super villains
>Sidekick gf requires you to be the hero, relationship based on idolization
>Superhero gf is the exact opposite, does all the work for you, inherently boring, doesn't spend a lot of time with you per the nature of her work
>Supervillain is the only one that treats you like an equal, lets you play with her toys and does fun activities with you
This only works if they are successful villains. Someone who is in prison 99% of the time isn't a good partner.
She gets arrested a lot, but she also breaks out pretty quickly.
She doesn't spend a whole lot of time in jail.
Fair enough, I hadn't considered that.
Supervillian because then you get mook/henchmen friends to hang out with too
>Sidekick gf requires you to be the hero, relationship based on idolization
And there is Something wrong with the natural order of things, because?
Learn to be a man dude.
First place - Sidekick gf
Second place - Supervillain gf
Last place - file.png
SuperHero gf seem like a cunt desu
>I did some regrettable stuff
>Somedays I miss the good old days
Yeah, big giant red flag.
Supervillain gf
she a cute
Supah is still my best girl
Sidekick gf is comf and needs lovin
my mind says "superhero", but my body says "please step on me my ginger mistress"
Just use the giant robot to break her out she gave you lessons for a reason
Sidekick because I can have more than one.
none of them. i'm gonna romance the killer giant robot and none of you fuckers can stop me
Superhero GF has very few downsides aside from being goody goody. Although, if she loves me enough maybe I can convince her to rob a bank.
>not romancing the ultimate mindless evil satanic entity from the latest epic crossover
Sidekick is the only one that implies I also have powers, ez
The sidekick is needy. The superhero is insecure. The supervillain is ironically the only selfless and caring one.
Anyone have Wildstorm gf saved? I would be most appreciative.
>side kick
I'd prefer a dog
>superhero
good luck dealing with her when she's on her period and her superpower becomes being a superbitch
>supervillain
wants to give you that hellhole full of demon spawns that people call Australia and expects you to be grateful, or you go on the kill list
the only winning move is not to play
what the fuck
just rape her so at least you're just a loser
Jeez, this meme is like 3 layers deep of meta
The only reason superheroes are unquestionable bastions of good in their universe is to indoctrinate people into thinking they, too, are bastions of unquestionable good, so that they ignore when they're doing something evil. Fill in the blank yourself, anything I say will be used by the opposition to demonize their perceived "enemy."