Tfw no one will love you the way Helga loved Arnold

Well it's a good thing Helga's doesn't act like the "real life tsunderes" you're talking about.
Unless I happened to miss the episodes where she sent Arnold those 4 hour long video calls or your girlfriend would sell her Christmas presents to make you happy, it seems like you're just projecting your bad relationship hangups onto a fictional little girl

I certainly hope not. I'm happily married and definitely don't want some lunatic with a shrine made of bubblegum obsessively stalking me.

Helga acts like she read a bunch of tragic romances and now thinks all romantic relationships are that way. She plays at being tsundere, but she isnt really tsundere in that its how she is normally. She's tsundere cause she thinks 'thats how love is"

Helga was what? 13 in the show? At most? I dont think she really knew what she was doing yet. Just mimicing things she saw in shakespeare or lifetime tv movies.

She was 9. It's always funny seeing anons get so pissed at a literal 9-year old girl in these threads for calling her crush a mean name because he makes her feel shy. Even better that the kid himself doesn't dislike her a fraction as much as they do.

are you autistic? im saying how those kind of people act in real life, no they dont build statues of you out of gum
helga is a fictional character, al im saying is you dont want someone to obsess about you like that irl

No, I would like someone to obsess over me the way Helga did, because it's not the same kind of "obsession" as your ex. She's a fictional girl who doesn't act at all like the kind of people you're talking about, and never has at any point in the series.

And if Superman existed irl he wouldn't fly or shoot lasers. Helga's a harmless little girl, if she existed irl she wouldn't behave like your ex-girlfriend, she'd behave like Helga Pataki

I don't think I want a stalker or a one-sided relationship.

What would Helga do if one day Arnold had enough of her shit and slapped her across the face?

She's tsundere as a defense mechanism so she won't get bullied for having feelings. We even see in one episode the moment she started putting on the tough girl act.

so you want a little girl to love you?

I wish someone loved me like that when I was 9, yes

Given she's never hit him before or even considered it, I'd say either
>Get upset/lose her feelings
>Laugh it off
>Have a change of heart and kick his ass

i wish i had both a nintendo and a playstation when i was 9, i never got to play crash

I wish I got to play video games when I was 9, they'd constantly play adverts for Sonic Rush Adventure on Jetix and I had to content myself with imagining the story like it was a tv show after reading about it online

I wish i had internet when I was 9... no, wait, thanks heaven i didn't

I wish I had a penis when I was 9...and also a vagina...that'd be killer

i had to go to the porn store to buy my porn
it was quite an experience

I had to settle with some porn calendars i stole from my friend's dad... they were already "used"

we had a trade in system for dvds so i had the collective semen of hundreds of men on my playstation

Those were the times