Nickelodeon Kart Racers 2: Grand Prix

New Nicktoons Kart game leaked by Target, set to release on October 6th on PS4 & XBOX ONE. Description reads:
>"READY, SET, SLIME! Nickelodeon Kart Racers is back and we've brought the whole gang and MORE! In Nickelodeon Kart Racers 2: Grand Prix, you can select from 30 playable characters and 70 companion characters to assemble your ultimate pit crew across your favorite Nickelodeon series, including Jojo Siwa, Spongebob, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Rugrats, Hey Arnold!, Ren & Stimpy, The Loud House, and more!"

>30 playable racers and 70 crew members to choose from
>Tens of thousands of different all-star character combinations
>28 tracks and 2 arenas
>Customizable Karts with multiple power-ups and special attacks
>ONLINE up to 8 players and 4-player Local Multi-Player

PS4: target.com/p/nickelodeon-kart-racers-2-grand-prix-playstation-4/-/A-80177913
XBOX ONE: target.com/p/nickelodeon-kart-racers-2-grand-prix-xbox-one/-/A-80177914

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gonna have voices this time?
gonna have online this time?

if no to either of those then it can fuck right off!

>Jojo Siwa

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>Jojo Siwa

I can give the TMNT a pass since they're at least recognizable cartoon/comic characters but no.

Just no.

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>still no Rise turtles
lame

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That looks like fucking Polly Pocket

>ONLINE up to 8 players and 4-player Local Multi-Player
Learn to fucking read you god damn retard.

We already got jojo siwa, dobt want to muck it up even more with rise of TURDles

>No PC
Fuck you Nickelodeon
>JoJo Siwa
What the fuck?

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>Korra instead of Aang

You'd think they would cash in on the current Avatar: TLA nostalgia.

Game's probably been in development for a while

>Jojo Siwa
lol no

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>That looks like fucking Polly Pocket
It isn't?

Will half the roster be the Loud House sisters?

No, it's Nickelodeon's newest groomed by pedos bimbo, Jojo Siwa.

Jojo Siwa is the perfect character for shitposting online.

>Jojo Siwa
But, she's a real person, and not a character from any show? I know Nickelodeon owns her fashionline/toyline/whatever, right?

>Lincoln is the front and center babyface character
WE GOT TOO COCKY FELLOW SPONGEJOGGERS

They market her like she’s a brand rather than a person.
Note they refer to her as their property here

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>including Jojo Siwa,

The fuck is that?

Who is the girl with the penis (bottom right not top left)

Man, that sounds fucked. It reminds me of Ryan's World.

She looks inbred and pretty hideous, but I guess 6 year old girls in the midwest must be into that

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ever heard of professional wrestlers?

Is JoJo Siwa popular among preteen girls or something? Literally the only time I've seen that bitch's name is on random ass merchandise for little girls in stores.

I guess I can get jewlery and shit, but what preteen girl would play this?

I think it’s almost a bargaining chip for little boys to get their parents to buy with a “little sis can play too, see!” argument

>Corporations are allowed to whore out 17 year-old girls but you can't fuck them in most states
She's probably gonna come out incredibly fucked up when her contract is over.

>Jojo Siwa
they really should've kept this nicktoons only but then 90% of the roster would've been made up of shows that have long been cancelled

She already is, she’s 17 but her whole bit is still acting like she’s about 9 years old because that’s about the maximum age of the demographic she appeals to. Her whole thing is hyperactivity, rainbows, glitter, and puffy over-the-top girly clothes. I didn’t know anyone at 17 with an attitude as remotely infantile as she projects.
So either it’s all acting (probably engineered by some skeezy producer with a DDLG fetish) or she’s in a state of arrested development that will someday come crashing down when she looks too old to continue to market herself the way she has

Either way, she'll be Amanda Bynes 2: Electric Boogaloo.

I'd imagine that schtick would get incredibly tiresome for anyone long term, even normal 9 year olds express negative emotions

I think her contract had already expired, she recently made a video where she sheds the Jojo Siwa persona.

Maybe perhaps the negative emotions of not catching a pokemon in pokemon go, yes

She looks inhuman.

oh boy, link?

Goddammit, TLH has reached that point hasn’t it. How many of the 30 characters do you think will be from it?

If Lucy is in it, I'm buying.

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>TMNT 2012 turtles and not Rise

Yep, another failure incoming.

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Does anyone outside the animation community even give a shit about Rise?

I wouldn’t be shocked if only Lincoln (maybe Ronnie Ann) was playable but all the other girls were there as crew members

yes
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