It's the police ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead

It's the police ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead.

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FUNNY
JOKE
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

w-woah there Artie, that joke might be considered a little bit offensive due to recent events

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Jajajajaja

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That's funny Arthur, that's the kind of humor we do here.

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Holy cow! I actually laughed out loud.

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Murray...you have no idea how much this means to me. Ever since I was little, I've always wanted to be someone like you. Thank you so much.
And thank you all as well, dear everyone.
Now how about another joke?

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OH YES YES YES! You can joke about that!

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>It's the police
Very offensive joke.

Wha... WHAT??
A.. another joke?

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I never saw the movie and I don't get this thread at all

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During the film, the Joker gets invited to the world famous Murray show, where he goes on stage and tells hilarious jokes. Everyone laughs and the Joker is celebrated as a great comedian, thus setting him on a better path than turning into a face for Batman to punch.

You forgot the part where it turns out Thomas Wayne and Joker's mom were in the audience all along and they step on stage to hug Arthur.

>What do you get when cross an owl with a bungie cord?

a nigger

i actually did think it was funny

And the joke is: the drunk driver is a cop driving a police car, his partner apologized for him.

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>knock knock *BANG*

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT HE KILLED HIMSELF I- HEE HEE HAHAHAAAA Ican't breath HAW

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that's what makes it funny

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