Alfie

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Fucking sluts

So how do y'all think best girl Hana will help Alfie?

Probably try to set up a bunch of romantic story book "coincidences" that backfire spectacularly

I learned a fact about snakes today, cool.

Males also have two dicks

First, it feels like bullshit to not post this as a twofer with the inevitable snake orgy next page.

Second, Alfie's mom is so much hotter than Alfie it's unreal.

amen brother

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Yes, after all, Alfie is a foolish girl. Fine enough if you like taking care of a goldfish.

Alfie's mom is a foolish woman. Very different.

We all knew snek waifu cucking was coming and I'm still disappointed.

You're just a stupid girl
You really got a lot to learn
Start living again
Forget about remembering
You're such a stupid girl
You're such a beautiful fish
Flopping on the summer sand
Looking for the wave you missed
When another one is close at hand
You're such a stupid girl
You're such a stupid girl
I saw you in Mercedes Benz
Practicing self-defense
You got it pretty good I guess
I couldn't see your eyes
You're really stupid, girl

I don't recall this bit. Is it before she leaves the village?

That Alfie/goat lady lesbian shit was so fucking boring

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Yeah, it's the threesome with Ailduin/his Guard before Alfie runs away

Outside of the Marco/Lydia shit, everything with Alfie is fucking boring.

>implying

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lesbians are boring

Not when they're both thick halflings

By eating her out.

The ideal Alfie comic

>no alfie
>lydia/marco
>vera
>orc guy/hana

It's amusing that the main character is the worst character in her own book and everyone else gets cheered on.

Because Alfie is self-sabotaging herself while hurting others in the process.

>name strip Alfie
>make it about her mom
I can't fault InCase for satisfying his degenerate writing fetish but when do we get Alfie taking one in each hole

is he implying that she cheated on him or did she drop him and turned into a slut?

Has Vera sucked dick in this comic?

>When you might secretly be iceman

bump

I feel like I'm the only one who enjoys Alfie's parts in her own story

Yes you are InCase.

InCase already said he dislikes everyone in Alfie at this point

Yes, Cillian's.