Do think Spongebob or Patrick has ever attempted to fuck her?

Do think Spongebob or Patrick has ever attempted to fuck her?

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They don’t have dicks.

fpbp

Sandy doesn't fuck, she kara-tays.

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nah, lady like that needs a man.

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Agreed, which is why I volunteer to stuff her full of nut.

>implying SpongeBob is anything less

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Patrick is probably too dumb and SpongeBob is a child.

No, but I feel like Squidward probably has tried in the past.

Squidward is gay, user.

This. Squilliam, on the other hand, comes to the tree dome every Saturday night for some steaming hot consensual tentacle sex.

Nah...I see him bragging about fucking the sexy outsider girl, but it was actually a pitty fuck after him failing at seducing her.

>SpongeBob is a child
Wrong, he's child like.
He lives in his own house user. Jesus.

>SpongeBob is a child.
He's got a house and a job, he ain't no NEET

Damn son. What a good find.

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Sponge bob, Patrick, and Squidward have all been shown to be asexual.
None of them has ever shown attraction to anyone

Step aside, old man. Let a real crustacean show you how it's done.

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Well she was originally supposed to be SpongeBob's girlfriend so in season 1 at least yeah SpongeBob did want to fuck her

But that is dangious. Her dick will vore you.

Erm.
Mindy?

Vacuum you straight into the balls to be more precise

Larry's just a crawfish that forgot leg day

>Sponge bob, Patrick, and Squidward have all been shown to be asexual.
None of them has ever shown attraction to anyone

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There's an episode where Squidward dates a girl

Which one?

this is giving me mixed feelings

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Right? I mean it's so fucking retarded, but at the same time adorable beyond any logical reasoning.

During what season?

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I think it's well drawn

Yup.

I do prefer it at full size, bipartite though it is.

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But you're right, though. I don't even count this as one of my ships, but it's so fucking cute.

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