What would have been a better comeback?
not having the fucking talia twist
Talia should've been a separate movie. Or they at least should've set her up in Dark Knight.
>What would have been a better comeback?
Literally anything.
He could've farted and it would've been better.
No, I came to push your shit in you roided out bald bitch. Mr. Clean lookin' ass. Nice backne you fucking loser
>Bitch to be you right now.
Not making such a shit movie in the first place.
Do you understand what OP asked?
I came back
FOR YOU
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?"
I could see that
>No, I came back to SAVE IT
Winner.
Batman doesn't say anything, just fights him
"So you came back to die with your city."
"No, I came back for you."
"No, To rise with it"
>He then crashes a plane into Bane Jihad style
>A big guy doesnt run away
Speak up, I can't hear you through your dental dam, Scottish Kermit the Fuckface.
No. I came back to thank you for the relaxing backrub.
Instead of Catwoman killing Bane with the cycle, it should've been CIA
>"And THAT'S why you shoot a man before crashing his plane"
>AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE
>No, I came back to tell you I fucked your girlfriend.
>T-talia?
Batman holds up two fingers.
>Smell that? That's justice, bitch
Batman kicks him in the nuts
>Do you feel in charge?
>O-owww...
Batman:
>What a lovely lovely voice
> not only are you wrong, I'll show you how wrong you are
But how the fuck did he get there so fast.
"Just been revoked".
"No... I... Fuck you."
>I came to die for her.
>No Bane, you're not wearing pants
>no u
>Symbols don't die.
>*Just throw a batarang at his face*
>No, to bury you in it.
>I can't understand you through the stupid voice you make in that mask.
>No, I came back...because I'm Batman!
>No, to return a rat to its hole.
>No, I came for you.
Nah mate, I came back yesterday.
The Dark Knight's ultimate weapon
>NO...I CAME...
>(close up on Bane's face before going back to Batman)
>...FOR YOU.
Baste
>It's you whose out Bane. Out of you're mind!
Talia was his daughteru, not his girlfriend.