>Hey user. I thought I should let you know, I'm getting laid off. Yeah, what with the Virus, movie theaters are going belly up, and Kinoplex is closing all of their locations. This is probably the last ticket I'm gonna sell you. You know man, I think I'm gonna miss you.
>So what'll it be?
Hey user. I thought I should let you know, I'm getting laid off. Yeah, what with the Virus...
Wrong board Bob
Get me the large drink and popcorn this time Robert, I know it's 69.99 but this might be the last time we see each other, and heres a 20 dollar tip
I just came from Zig Forums. Don't do this to me.
Small coke and a box of goobers
I’ll just get a 60” to put in my living room, go to HEB for popcorn and site naked and watch a movie at home, like a normal person
One lobster bucket and the Delux Mr. Freezy, for old times sake Robert
ROBERT, NO!
Robert, you're the one black life that does actually matter.
Just go work at the AMC theater, muh nugga!
>oh, just the ticket bobert
>im uh... not hungry
crab legs and a small birdseed, my nifty dude!
The last time I went to the movies I saw The Lego Movie 2 and I'm planning on seeing the new James Bond movie later this year
So depending on how things go the last movie I see on a theater may or may not be Zig Forums related.
Hey robert I work at the theater now we get to be co-workers buddy
Literally what's the joke? That Americans are less strict about open carry guns than they are about cinema food?
Do you know what the "we live in a society" meme means?
God damn, Rupert. We sure had some times, didn't we? Remember when you had to drag me out of Justice League because I wouldn't stop screaming? Remember that exchange program mix-up that brought us both to Aurora, Colorado? God damn, man, I'm going to miss you.
Listen. Make it an extra-large popcorn this time, and give me a ticket for whatever's showing next. What do I care what I see? I'm just going to jerk off in the back row and scream at the SJW propaganda. Thanks for all the laughs, Roop. ;_;7
>also work at a theater
>but it's a drive-in
FEELS GOOD TO HAVE JOB SECURITY HAHAHAHA
Robert always looks so friendly. I wish I actually focused on learning how to draw.
>I wish I actually focused on learning how to draw.
Don't THINK on it: ACT on it, user!
To give you an idea of when theatres are reopening, look for the release date of TENET
It just got pushed back to July 31st
Got the Loomis books but I need the passion. Maybe instead of the old man in the exercises for the head I should try and draw my waifu.
>work part time at a theater
>mfw I'm going to end up getting the 760 a week unemployment for as long as they offer it
Damn, it feels good to get paid more to be a NEET than I got working.
I miss the theater Robert. I don't want them to go. I'll take some extra butter crab legs and gallon value soda please.
>760 a week unemployment
There's no way that's right.
That's more than a $20/hr job.
He's probably Australian, here the jobkeeper allowance is $750 per week, though it's taxed, so you take home something around $670.
Jesus.
That's about what I take home a week with my $20/hr job in quality assurance, and most wage slave jobs around here are like $10-12/hr.
Minimum wage here is something like $18 an hour, though cost of living here is typically fairly high so it balances out.
>omg there's a meme in the comic clap clap clap
I thought it was the left that couldn't meme?
>though i will miss youre hospitality at the theatre im sure youll find something else with your talent
>i look forward to seeing you in a cafe or hotel when i visit with my girl or friends, so i can let them experience the kindness youve always shown to me
>ill have a coffee thank you, and have a nice day robert
user, all you're showing is that not only are you too dumb to understand a basic joke, but you're also too dumb to understand a meme that's been going on for years, that wasn't even political in nature.
Maybe r/antifastonetoss is more your speed.
Same
While I don't know if that means we're opening release day of TENET or we'll have a week or two before of business, we'll see. For now I'll just enjoy the bit of extra time
It's not a good joke, Stonetoss, get over yourself.
sorry for calling you the n-word all those times, Robert