>Hercules choose megara over this
WHAT WAS HE THINKING
Hercules choose megara over this
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>Wanting the adulteress wife of a little hobgoblin blacksmith
>Having to deal with her short fused, manlet lover.
Nah, Herc made the right move.
She's already married. Though she's always up for an affair!
>WHAT WAS HE THINKING
That he wanted a wife with a chin
She can made a perfect waifu
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Was she even an option?
Megara is his wife that doesn't mean he can't fuck around. Aphrodite is a whore, not a housewife.
Yes, wives are for murdering in an insane rage. Whores are for fucking.
I was going to say that Aphrodite is Herc's aunt but remembered this was Greece so....
>I now remember that literally everyone in the Percy Jackson books is committing incest, even the gay kids
Thanks Greek mythology
Percy is Annabeth's Uncle
Wait there's gay demigods now? I stopped reading this series a long time ago.
You just wind up feeling bad for Hephaestus. Even when he catches his whore wife in the act, everyone just laughs at HIM.
Haven’t there always been bisexual demigods?
Yes. Herc being one of them.
To answer this guy, yes Nico is gay and wanted to fuck his cousin Percy but was rejected and is now fucking his second cousin/nephew a literal who.
She wasn't.
None of the goddesses seemed to be except, like, maybe that short fatass?
>Tittie jiggle
>On Disney
What?! How?!
Who even animated this, it looks fucking awesome. Australia?
Should have gone with Cassandra
different times.
Point of order, she came only from the sea foam of Uranus’s severed ballsack, so technically she’s his great half-aunt.
To be fair, he's a dipshit because who the hell expected the goddess of love to be monogamous?
>Delightful Aphrodite
She would be the perfect subject for a mega-budget adult cartoon series. "The Erotic Adventures of Aphrodite." Just pull it straight from Greek mythology, you wouldn't have to change a thing.
>Lisa Kudrow is the voice actress
good choice
Any DL link to this episode? I need it.
Medusa was best girl
They did it a few years ago
That was his Aunt!
reminder zeus wanted to marry athena at her birth
I've watched enough porn to know that isn't a problem
Greek myths man. Aphrodite is actually a lot farther away from Herc than Hera and Zeus were in any case.