Was Kuzco gay?

Was Kuzco gay?

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Maybe they should've stopped bringing the ugly butches in

For himself

law of large numbers. he has a type and with the number of girls he can choose from he can be very very picky

No, just autistic.

He's an emperor. Why should he settle for one?

Oof, off by one but you speak the truth

Didn’t he comment (albeit in a bit of a daze from being bonked on the head) that Chicha was really pretty when Pacha introduced him?

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He also wanted to fuck the female lead of the school sequel series

That seemed like the writers really wanted to get rid of the rumors that he was gay by making his main goal to impress her.

If you’re a ruler and have literally all the power why wouldn’t you be picky? Like my specific type of 6ft plus, thick, pale skinned, freckled, blue-eyes, redheads, with a c-cup, big ass and feet isn’t all that realistic so I settle for girls outside of that super specific niche but are still in their own right, but if was in a position of power like that where I could afford to spend resources looking for that specific type of woman, then fuck yea I’d be picky as hell

no, nickelodeon. you can't have kuzco, too.

Well he didn’t like the first one, and they all have the same face.

Middle is very cute.

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I still like that Zig Forums gag of Kuzco hooking up with Chel from Eldorado and no amount of gay jokes will take it away from me.

The only woman Kuzco would fuck is Chel.

That is what those in political situations call a power move. He didn't find her pretty because of her looks. He founder her pretty because she was the wife of a village chief and he could in theory take her for himself.

imagine if he was a milf instead and the girls lined up were shotas instead

spbp

Essentially.
Kuzco isn't going to stick his dick into anyone who isn't perfect, since he's the only thing that's perfect he'll have to settle for masturbation while staring into a mirror.

fpbp and /thread

If I was Kuzco I would have brought about the collapse of the monarchy from having literally hundreds of bastard heirs by the end of my rule.

I take it you didn’t watch the sequel series. Which regrettably never got a grand finale because of the death of Eartha kit

you cut out the joke in that gif

He must be only into peasant girls.

See they were all elegant royalty and his type is "Hottie hot hotties."

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Has that ever happened? I'd think if it actually could, it probably would.

It's David Spade, it isn't fun for him unless they're way younger, and that doesn't work when his character is a teen.

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Based.