How would you persuade Luanne to not vote for communist party? Keep in mind...

How would you persuade Luanne to not vote for communist party? Keep in mind, it was the year 2000 when this episode came out.

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What does it matter, one vote never made a difference

could be worse. even hank didnt want to vote for bush

>How would you persuade Luanne to not vote for communist party?
Call her a moron.
It's Luanne, for fuck's sake.
You could bully her into just about anything I imagine.

mating press her

By sticking your dick in her.
She's a girl, she'll conform to your interest to please you.

Why would I do that?

Teach her how converting a capitalist superpower to communism would not work not only due to policies and history preventing such a drastic change in a governing body but also that you can't get it to work on a large-scale operation, such as America with a population of 300+ million. I would use Soviet Union as an example and show her that even countries like China which claim to be communism feature a lot of capitalist traits. When you live in the digital age and actively participate in globalism, there are too many conflicting policies to also be communist.

She might fall asleep during my lecture.

Well..she is trailer park trash.

Use this , but spin it so that obviously her vote won't make a difference at all if she's voting communist, but that voting Republican or even Democrat could actually result in her seeing her candidate win.

Since she's voting for really shallow reasons in the first place (ex. because the guy's handsome or she liked his booth or whatever), might as well treat the whole thing like a game to keep her interested.

(also yeah this could be turned around so that she questions why she should vote at all then, but since it's Luanne I'm banking on her not questioning things too hard)

>It's Luanne, for fuck's sake.
>You could bully her into just about anything I imagine.
You could literally tell her "That's a Chinese party, you can't vote for them in America" and she'd probably believe it.

I wonder what was Kahn's reaction to this.

considering he's a gusano he probably called the cops

Kahn is Laotian, not some Latino abomination.

Tell her that Communism is anti-religion so she couldn't do Manger Babies anymore

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I don't know, maybe if people didn't voted for bush, 9/11 would have never happened.

who cares
better question is how do I get this cute little autist to stuff my face in her titties

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Leela: That's not true; the first robot president won by exactly one vote.
Bender: Ah, yes, John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a cord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
Farnsworth: But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.

Laotian communism is very different from the Cuban Gusano type, if anything he'd probably actually likes Laos' communist party if he stayed, it's piss easy to exploit the system to gain wealth.

Sorry user she's married to a redneck bum.

Show her pictures of the Holodomor.

Unironically this. Luanne is more susceptible to having her mind changed after a good dicking.

I was only 10 in the year 2000.
So I'd probably stare at her milkers from across the alley.

What ocean?

she's dumb and I'm an average looking man with a somewhat nice car.

Tell her that it's her right to vote however she wants, but that she needs to at least research what happened to every other country that allowed communism to take over. Once she realizes why it's a failed system, she'd realize the error of her ways.

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>le Gommunism straves ppl meme

Communism in Russia didn't jumpstart till 1910's. How could it start a famine in the 19th century if it didn't exist yet?

The reason why Holdomor happened is because bad whether and Kulaks destroying their farms. They were on brink of going into a world war, why would Stalin want to starve his own people?

The Mao famine happened by mistake. They needed a way to stop birds and rodents away from crops, so they had to kill them off. However, it was too late for them to realize the animals were actually eating insects that were really damaging the food. Even Mao admitted he fucked up.

What about when Great Britain made India and Ireland starved?
What about the starvation in Africa?
Or even the fact that food companies today force employees to throw away food instead of giving it to the homeless?

You have some small eyes, don't you?

You ever wonder what kind of deodorant Luanne wears, if any?

pretend he doesn't exist

>You have some small eyes, don't you?

My mistake.
However, famine happened in Russia way before Communism came to play. It was pretty natural.