What the FUCK is snyder thinking

what the FUCK is snyder thinking

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>WOOOSH RATATATATA BEKEW BEKEW BEKEW BANG BANG AHHH WATCH OUT BATMAN! KARATE CHOP! BLAMMO! "I'm batman" SKEEROWWWW.

Probably something along those lines.

fpbp

Who was the individual responsible for killing Robin? Who wrote all that graffiti on the suit? What does it mean?

Obviously Snyder hates dick.

It's fine. They're not introducing any actual Robins or shit, so might as well use Dick's name since he's most recognizable and you don't need people wondering where's Dick at if its another Robin that got rekt. That Batman is all alone, which is partly why he did what he did. His friends are Alred and uhhh Diana, and that's it.

Initially, I thought the jasontodd-joker theory was bullshit, but, if batfleck gets his hbo show, they will probably confirm it

More like he wanted the edginess of Jason Todd's death without having to explain more than one Robin.

Going theory is that "Damaged Joker" is a Joker-ized Jason Todd. Guess this means he killed Dick.

I doubt he knows anything about Dick

I wanna play a game called 'fake terrible ideas that sound like something Zach Snyder would think is sound and reasonable'

>"Aquaman gets a powerup from fucking, lots of gratuitous scenes of him rolling out of bed with satisfied women, at one point there's no women around but he has to save the Justice League so he fucks a herd of sheep. Whatever we're all animals".
>"Lex Luthor has a hand lotion station next to his computer where footage of Superman being impaled gets played on a loop. I wanted the scene during the end funeral montage as a last FU from Lex Luthor."
>"Batman has a vivd rape fantasy about Wonder Woman. Even though he's too chicken shit to tell her, she totally would be into it if he did."
>"Because the Flash has to eat so much he poops gallons a day. However, speedsters have learned a trick where they eject their poop out of their colon directly into the speed force, that's why the speed force smells like a sewer."
>"Before the accident Cyborg was super hung, now he has these disturbing phantom limb boners. He was sporting a phantom limb boner everytime he saw Wonder Woman, that's why I directed him to be so angsty and grumpy."
>"I also envisioned Pa Kent to be a trangendered amnesiac Martha Wayne so amnesiac Martha Wayne could have a sexual relationship with a male version of Martha Wayne. That's why they got along so well, they were the same person!"
>"Aquaman eats people. What? He also eats fish! Way fucking have a double standard in your dream world sheeple!"
>"Perry White is an amnesiac depowered Martian Manhunter. Did I just blow your fucking mind!? I was never going to reveal that in the movies and there were no clues that was true."
>"A cult worships Superman like a god in Metropolis, their rituals include having women bathe in a steaming bath tub full of sticky cum."
>"One time from across a room filled with thousands while I was disguised I whispered 'you aren't that great' at Stan Lee while he was on stage. True story."

Absolute kino backstory. Snyder is a genius.

>>"Because the Flash has to eat so much he poops gallons a day. However, speedsters have learned a trick where they eject their poop out of their colon directly into the speed force, that's why the speed force smells like a sewer."

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Lol

So is it in the Snyder Cut?

A true genius.

reminds me with sean murphy had jason be the first robin in his whtie knight verse and people thought it was an interesting change to bruce and dick's dynamic but it turned out that murphy just forgot that dick was the first robin instead of jason

Fucking called this in 2016.

It's a TDKSA reference, Zaddy is pulling from Miller again to tell us that Jared Leto is Dick Grayson.

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This always surprised me. How do you write the Robins and not know that Dick was the first one?

Because you're an idiot and apparently no one around you even bothered to correct such a simple mistake, that's how.

Didn’t people say the Joker was the Robin that “died” so it’s maybe dick?

Ew, no thanks.

He likely wanted to pave the path for Jason Todd.
That having been said since he’s pretty much no longer involved in DC except for minor consulting gigs I doubt he has any further say they’ll probably retcon that to be Jason. Assuming they don’t just outright reboot the whole thing in a year or two after the Corona is gone

He won bros

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It amazes me how this retard was able to make shitty movies for years, finally get fired, then get rehired just because a few thousand pajeets bitched on twitter. Amazing.

He didn't get fired. He left cause his kid died. Granted if his kid hadn't died they were probably about to get rid of him but officially he left for personal reasons. Which unfortunately also means if he wants back in they have to let him back in. Which also unfortunately means he's probably gonna pull a Loeb on everything he does from now on.

That Martian Manhunter bit was so dumb that it would have probably been real

Next time, put one in there that is real just to see if people can spot it.

>>"Lex Luthor has a hand lotion station next to his computer where footage of Superman being impaled gets played on a loop. I wanted the scene during the end funeral montage as a last FU from Lex Luthor."
>>"Batman has a vivd rape fantasy about Wonder Woman. Even though he's too chicken shit to tell her, she totally would be into it if he did."
fucking stop it, snyder may be reading this

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I remember one of the text that come up in Suicide Squad say Harley Quinn was wanted for Robins death.