If the diamonds decided to give every human 10 pearls as reparations for attacking the planet...

If the diamonds decided to give every human 10 pearls as reparations for attacking the planet, what would you do with yours?

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where the fuck am I gonna store 10 pearls?

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I'd love them all with my whole heart and dick

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unspeakable things

only if they look like and want to be my fuckmommy

they can be whatever you want user

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I don't need ten can I trade in two for a Jasper

unbelievably patrician

Pearls are fully customizable, if they're being given as gifts, these are brand new pearls.

Can a single man be so based?

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>Pearls everywhere, all the time
>Don't have enough chores to keep them all busy
>Haven't even booted two up yet because I couldn't think of any more unique designs, even after the twins
Too much Pearls, Not enough space!

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ah other based Jasperbros it's nice to see other enlightened ones

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I would have them do my laundry, and then i would make them, make me more stuff to watch.

I can't tell if that's a typo or if you're planning an all pearl animation studio.

*bonk*

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Beautiful

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>all pearl animation studio
This is what shirobako should have been

You get the idea, they love working and i could probably get them to work longer hours than Chinamen at a better quality.

sell 7 of them

>round the clock fucking of Pearls of all types of shapes and sizes
If heaven exist that is mine

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I guess I'd kill a few of them. No more than 5.

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It is true they don't need to eat or sleep. Gonna take a lot of moments of self discovery before they make anything very artistic, though.

>Ten Pearls fused together to make one giant Pearl mommy.

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Eleven person wedding

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Every day I wake up without a Pearl gf and then I just wish I was still asleep

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Alright people, you know what to do!

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I already filled mine, so now it's your turn Zig Forums!

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Give 9 of them back. I don't need 10 neurotic secretaries.

Its ok, user. Everything is shit forever buzz buzz.

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Or: have them all fuse into one BIG neurotic secretary

roll

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