>We live on earth 33, the world without magic, superpowers, or anything interesting
FUCK. Why wouldn't I have been born on Earth 1?
We live on earth 33, the world without magic, superpowers, or anything interesting
Josiah Mitchell
Jordan Collins
>Tfw you're not a Atlantean chad fucking Atlantean pussy
Austin Reed
not taking advantage and going cop/negro killing rn
No you're just boring user
Landon Phillips
>implying we didn't have magic thousands upon thousands of years ago until all the advanced civilizations got wiped dout
Ryder Jones
Nathan Robinson
>This universe doesn't have an omnitrix
FUCK!
Grayson Morales
He's right. I mean he phrased it in the dumbest possible way but he's absolutely correct!
Look... we live in a world where just being really good at shooting a gun is actually fucking impressive. Hawkeye and Green Arrow would be running this joint inside of like a week.
If we want to live interesting lives, we only have ourselves to blame that we don't. If we want there to be costumed super villains, we just have to loot a costume shop and pick out a name! Who cares if we die, this life sucks anyway!
Matthew Gutierrez
If I ever meet Grant Morrison I'm going to hold him at gunpoint until he tells me why he didn't make Earth Prime a prime number.
Carter Lewis
We kinda missed our window with the whole Phoenix Jones thing. Are people still doing the whole real life superheroes thing?
If so, I should pick one of them and kill them. Horribly.
Adrian Morgan
What? Yes it does dumbass.
The hell would you call The Red/The Green/ etc. if not a catilog of all animals and species of the universe.
Angel Ross
What if we're all just in the pilot episode before the actual interesting stuff happens?
Owen Ross
>The omnitrix
How gay
Ethan Bell
There are, we just never see them because they're usually in the shadows
James Allen
Bitch what makes you think there are other Earths
Blake Russell
You mean the earth that actually has the power to influence and control every other version of earth directly or indirectly? You are all here because you have the potential to affect or create another world or birth someone who can. That is if you're not wasting it.
Camden Ramirez
>live on earth 1
>live in the city, run the risk of getting killed as a bystander of some supercrime
Live in the country run the risk od being wiped out in an instance by some alien looking to make a name for themselves
>live on an island or the coast risk getting caught in some mythological sea monster nonsense
You guys are crazy, once I've got the Lexcoin saved up I'm catching a Door out of here
If everything goes right I'll be able to afford it when I'm 90
Joseph Hughes
*How straight
Gavin Martinez
Right... but it would have been so much easier while they were riding high! I feel like we missed our moment.
How do you find a Real Life Superhero (TM C R) these days without finding half a dozen murdercops in the process? I don't want to kill a bunch of fucking police like some pleb BLM rioter! I have standards! I want to kill a goddamn superhero! Half of their websites haven't been updated in like 6 years...
Camden Morris
>tfw no dragoness to be your gf
It hurts
Mason Jackson
You're all idiots.
This world may not have super powers but the absolutely massive amounts of psychic energy we pump out every second is what creates all the other universes via the subconscious and imagination.
Caleb Lewis
You'd still be a useless normalfag. If you can't even live on top in this world, what makes you think things would be better for you in another?
Jeremiah Flores
No. We live in real world.
Stop being delusionnal
Ethan Mitchell
Sauce?
Bentley Butler
>You're all idiots, my schizophrenia combined with basic popsci knowledge tells me that your subconscious influences everything!
Gabriel Edwards
You are stronger than any comics character that ever existed, even the God / creators of omniverses, since you see them as fiction
Matthew Peterson
>Hal Jordan
Takes one to know one.
Levi Roberts
What’s Earth 231 like?
Evan Carter
Nah superheroes are self-actualized memetic archetypes. Superman is the same sun god we worshiped hundreds of thousands of years ago.
Jaxon Reyes
AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Henry Sanders
Yeah, the one that we created and that does not truely exist
Jordan Flores
What do you even mean?It doesn't make us powerful in any regard
Tyler Howard
read Plato and Pico
Cameron Morgan
Since we exist and not them, we are by default stronger than them.
No.
Dominic Parker
>You are stronger than nonexistence
That's not really impressive not even a bit or ever really
Jacob Wright
>Since we exist and not them
False presumption, their influence on our world is far greater than your own. You will never be as well-known or influential as Batman or Superman or Spider-Man even if they are fictional
>we are by default stronger than them.
Also no. Try killing Superman. You'll quickly realize no matter what you do to a superhero they'll be restored to the status quo.
Eli Mitchell
You clearly haven't see that one superfags that claims Clark is stronger than us, real being.
That'd be the influence of their authors, of the one creating the stories, the movies, the games.
At least I killed him, even if that didn't last. Clark cannot harm us at all.