Rank them

Rank them

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Ya'll know you want to be crushed by Thalia

>Thalia>Melpomene>Callippe>Terpsichore=Clio
Melpomene's the most attractive but I never pick looks over personality

inb4 "HONEY YOU MEAN THICCLIA"

4 > 2 > 5 > 3 > 1

No

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Middle right, center, far right, middle left, far left.

5. Clio
4.Terpsichore
3.Thalia
2.Calliope
1. Melpomene

1. Terpiscohre
2. Thalia
3. Calliope
4. Melpomene
5. Clio

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3 > 4 > 5 > 1 > 2

if thalia had a neck she'd be the most attractive

i usually go for fatties but just nah

Calliope
Terpsichore
Melpomene
Thalia
Clio

How much of a temper tantrum would incels have today if they made the muses black lmao

Not as much as you posting about them in a coomer thread
Rent free

i wouldnt care since its just a typicla all black gospel choir thing

...are they not already black?

The point user is subtly making is that if Hercules had first come out in "Current Year," there would've been much bitching about them being randomly black. Of course, as always, more level headed anons would've pointed out it works for the gospel choir gag, but user has a point anyway. I think the difference is more there's a much wider and more active community now than there was then than really any shift in racism in the people who would've been watching it and talking about it.

>Implying incels care about facts and logic instead of just wanting to ree about wymyn and kangz and gays

I'd rather see the reaction if they're cast as ginger women.

Dibs on the fat one.

1. Calliope
2. Terpsichore
3. Melpomene
4. Thalia
5. Clio

Calliope>>Melpomene>Thalia>>Clio>>>Terpsichore

1, Calliope
Great, strong hair. The volume could have been more but looks like a real crown so I don't complain. Perfect for any occasion and easy to grab on in the bed.
2, Melpomene
I would have put Mel first if the top of her hair wasn't so flat. Still, pretty good if you want something as a blanket.
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3, Terpsichore
4. Clio
Terrible cuts, not much volume to speak of. It is not the bronze age anymore ladies!
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5, Thalia
WTF

Not a fan of gospel music in ancient Greece setting.

You might have constructed an imaginary boogeyman in your head.

My man.

As opposed to butchering the original myth?
The Disney adaptation has little if anything to do with the story its based on.

Ironically all of the gods apart from Hades were arrogant cunts.

The Greeks were super-pissed at the Muses being black, IIRC.

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