RUINED
RUINED
cute
You think Steven ever had sex with White?
With all 3
PEARLED
Steven's art very (very) slowly getting bette rover the series is a funny gag. He still can't draw hands as of In Dreams
Post the full thing
Second, there's more of this, I just can't find it
Haha
Rapist Pearl is funny
Connie won't survive
>AU where Pearl scarred Steven at a young age and developed extreme haphephobia & genophobia
I wonder who the artist was and how the hell they explain the concepts of currency, universal autonomy, and democracy in a pamphlet.
I thought the “don’t be afraid” was the part 1 of the “have I ever given you a reason to think I don’t love you” crying Creepy Pearl.
I wouldn't mind conniverse so much if every AU on the planet didn't have her as the default love interest, Steven is already the classic harem protagonist
Everyone knows it
is Zig Forums still gay for chadven’s megadong
Let me check. Reply to this post if you want Chad Steven to hate fuck you until you’re nearly dead.
Yes hello I'll have some of thta please
Duh
I'm just frustrated at how Connie never really struggles for her ability to stand toe-to-toe with Gems. All she gets is 1st-world problems solved by massaging her ego instead of broken limbs and the determination to fight on even though she will suffer greater pains.
Brown girl = kween you incel
I bet if Connie was a slav she would've been visibly hurt onscreen.
I kind of wish she did? Not in a creepy torture way of course, but for drama in the story. Steven can heal her, so it's not like it can be "permanent"
Plus it's more angst for Steven. His gf got hurt trying to protect him, he was worried about something like this happening
That actually would explain the entire "Connie freaks out over being too cool in school by breaking a kids arm".
>Oh boy! Connie is going to break her arm, Steven is going to heal it and suggest Connie be less active, falling into the 'I know better for you' tone Connie hears from her parents. But coming out of her boyfriend. And-
>We can't show brown children being BTFOed? Shit. Okay. Connie freaks out over maiming someone and tries to act cool about it but has to Fuse with Steven as a metaphor for couples working through individual problems.
She trained a lot and had a magic sword. We SAW her train. You either didn't watch the show or you are predisposed to dislike her for some reason.
Test
>She trained a lot
>So she can block Gem-strength attacks
>She trained a lot
>So she can exceed the literal Hardlight motherfuckers in combat
M8 just admit you want the Curry to win enough to look away from the reasons why she shouldn't.
Still can't post images?
Fuck it.
>Connie shattering her leg and being unable to heal it for a few hours.
>Heals wrong so Garnet has to rebreak, and Steven had to reheal, dozens of times to get the leg normal
>Connie passes out, wakes up, screams, whimpers, pisses herself, vomits, over and over again
>And now the pain of being hurt and the pleasure of being healed have turned Connie into a masochist and she now begs the Gens to tie her to a chair, naked, and beat her bloody with a baseball bat.
Sometimes Garnet, mostly Pearl, never Amethyst. Crazy bitch would try to kill her.
Pearl developed it or Steven?