XENU, YOU WILL HONOUR THE DEAL AND PROTECT ME
XENU, YOU WILL HONOUR THE DEAL AND PROTECT ME
Benjamin Taylor
Hudson Hernandez
Honestly a bit surprised to see Ellis go down before him, really.
Ayden Stewart
Jesus Christ
Is that what Amanda Palmer does to you
Thomas Nelson
Looking very Alan Moore there Neil.
Austin Gomez
I still don't get how Moore got away with Lost Girls
Noah Butler
Neil's too handsome to get #metoo'd. He's been banging dubiously legal goth sluts at cons since forever. Not to mention the alleged wedding foolery. Least he's not doing cuck threesomes, I guess.
Jonathan Phillips
What is my storytelling father figure doing, sex wise? Honestly wouldn't be surprised if he was into freaky stuff.
Nicholas Young
Supposedly, a few years ago he and Palmer rocked up uninvited to the wedding of someone they knew and propositioned the bride for a threeway only to throw a hissy fit when she told them to fuck off.
Oliver Wood
God they're fucking disgusting, their poor kid.
Joseph Phillips
I guarantee you Gaiman's done some simpy shit in the past saved only by the fact that he was a 7.5, which could be a damn near 9 at a comic convention
Robert Carter
How is it that Gaiman is looking so rough these days but Morrison is a year older than him and still looks fucking great?
Chase Davis
Sustained by Chaos Magic.
Ryan Stewart
I see he’s reached the “I better mess this shit up,” stage of hair loss.
John James
At least he’s not bald.
Hudson Wright
Morrison took the Sampson option of shaving his hair in his 30s, which freezes your age in the public eye.
Asher Jackson
>tfw 33 and still have a full head of hair
Isaac Morales
Moore gets a free pass for everything.
Nathaniel Nguyen
>Gayman goes down
>Ellis goes down
Al last the age of faggy British pseuds is coming to an end.
Leo Brown
because its a book
Owen Walker
The blood of orphan children.
Nolan Hughes
Only Brit writer I still like is Morrison, all the rest I couldn’t care less about. Odds on Ennis getting accused? He loved his sex jokes and was one of the Vertigo Boys along with Ellis.
Chase Walker
Delano stays based and pure
Henry Stewart
>storytelling father figure
You sound like a bit of a faggot, man. Just thought you should know.
Joseph Davis
The Time of the Scot has come
John Mitchell
That's the face of a man who's seen a lot of pussy
Joshua Powell
Anybody else think he looks like Jon Stewart here?
Thomas Thomas
Morrison gets a mistletoe enema every solstice.
Nolan Long
If Ennis gets accused of anything it'd be homophobia, fortunately I think he's covered his ass there by his work being representative of a man who was once homophobic but matured. He can probably counterpoint.
I don't really see him as a guy who used his position to get laid, his work didn't ever really have a big female audience (perhaps slightly Preacher), he writes about male relationships and Tiger tanks more than anything, and he looks like a happy potato.
Andrew Nelson
Probably also worth noting that there was a character in Preacher who was blatantly a piss take of Neil Gaiman, down to the hair, clothes, shades, overwrought prose and fucking chicks at cons.
Can't remember the name (Nigel?) but he's in the New Orleans vampire story, I think maybe the Cassidy special more than the series issues.
Jaxson Clark
Ellis and Gayman are as left as they get and they still got cancelled. Ennis might be safe because he and Millar are surprisingly down to Earth, dedpite the outrageous content of their stories, so they probably haven't been screwing around at cons, but politics itself is no shield.
Chase Hall
I only like Moore, Campbell, and Talbot. Gaiman and Morrison are whatever.