Finally, some news about Star Trek Lower Decks

Finally, some news about Star Trek Lower Decks.
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>Star Trek: Lower Decks might include favorite Next Generation characters

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Omg that dilf with one good eye! New waifu!

this is a fucking god damned blue board! cover that nipple!

Gross, is that a Trill?

>caring about Bajorans
get the fuck out of here the Cardassians did nothing wrong when it occupied Bajor

>Writer Mike McMahan says he pitched the concept to CBS All Access by saying, “I want to do a show about the guy who brings the yellow cartridge to the back of the food replicator so that a banana comes out the front."
Cool, so it was created by someone who knows fuck-all about Star Trek.

Fuck you with a rake, CBS, how much of this franchise do you intend to rape to death? Wasn't Picard enough of a war crime?

When this cartoon was announced my initial reaction was "It can't be worse than Discovery!"
Then Picard happened.
It CAN be worse than Discovery.

It can be worse, user.
If I've learned one thing in my entire life, it's that things can always get worse.

NuTrek has been so bad that I've welcomed Enterprise back into my personal canon. I miss when the worst entries were the TNG films. Now I understand how my Dad feels about Voyager.

I would take a million Janeways over nuTrek

Kalart again. When we will have realistic drawstyle ala 90-s action cartoons again?

...it looks like paradise pd but in space.

could be interesting but i hope its a bit more toned down and actually funny instead of relying on grossout humor.

Voyager had some solid eps, and even at its worse it still felt like Trek. All of this new stuff just seems like an original IP that got Trek slapped in it at the last minute.

I don't know shit about Star Trek. I just know I wanna fuck this character.

What's the best way to inform myself on this whole franchise, bros? What shows/movies should I watch in preparation?

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How do we know he's Bajoran?

The nose knows

Watch TNG and DS9. That should cover you.

TOS S1-2
TNG S2-7
DS9
All of the TOS movies.

If you have the channel Heroes & Icons on a local digital subchannel, DVR a few episodes of each series and watch those.

>Nose
>Earring

Not going to lié, i like that Dilf, even if he is bajoran

>Star Trek: Lower Decks might include favorite Next Generation characters
Who?

>wimpy white guy

>Cat

Oh holy shit they remember Caitians

>Three dots
Wait isn't she the head doctor on a star fleet ship?

Diet Final Space lmao

Were you expecting them to allow a white man any sort of dignity whatsoever? Not with these asshats.

Yes, and? Three gold pips means she's a commander.

Avoid anything new and save the movies for when you want more of a specific show, like watching a TOS movie if you like the original series. That's about it, really.
Outside of that broad guideline, you can also pick based on what you want to get out of the show:

TOS: Watch a Chad flirt with aliens and chad his way around the galaxy alongside a fun side cast. Definitely shows its age, but it's still pretty fun.
TNG: Watch if you're more interested in the exploration and knowledge side of sci-fi. Also the characters are great, minus a couple recurring characters. Quality varies a bit. Most people agree the first season is somewhere between "ehhh" and okay.
DS9: Straight-up Star Trek sitcom, honestly. The characters are great and a bit more varied than usual. There's a war plot that kicks in later that people are kinda iffy about, but I liked it on my first watch.
Enterprise: Watch if you like watching a bunch of bumbling newbies flying around the galaxy in a hunk of junk making a bunch of questionably-okay decisions. A bit more action than the other shows. Gritty, but that could arguably be a good thing?
Voyager: Watch if you like zero consistency in aliens, threats and settings. The Voyager crew is traveling through completely uncharted space and the show has basically nothing to do with the rest of the franchise, because they're on literally the opposite end of the galaxy for most of it. Janeway herself is a bit polarizing; I think she's subpar.

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That’s the Roiland style, you retard

Yeah that's upper decks. Get her ass out of here.

She's a side character, not a main character.

>we want the Rick and Morty audience
It's shit

We Star Trek fans dont care ....................