WARREN ELLIS HAS NO GAME

WARREN ELLIS HAS NO GAME

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Man, imagine thinking that's smooth.

It worked tho.

it doesn't even make sense

fat man who uses his clout on young women does not make him cool or admirable it just means he is a scummy dude who wants to fuck young women because of his position

But it did work, jesus fucking christ who cares about a bad pick up line for 11 years ago?

Am I missing some context to this seemingly nonsensical post?

It looks like some middling talent women are trying to buy some social credit by taking down a bigger fish. Isn't the 21st century great?

I'm not gonna pretend I didn't say dumb shit when I was horny.

The numbers refer to women's body measurements for tailored clothing. The first of the three refers to a woman's bust measurements, the second refers to waist, and the third to their hips.

Pic Related is probably accurate to Marilyn Monroe's measurements. It has been claimed for decades that the "perfect" measurements of a woman are 36-24-36.

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It looks like a joke though, what with the genetically engineered part.

no i get that, it's just weird to me to call it genetically engineered.

>haha imagine actually trying
>I am the smartest person ever, I never try anything, I only criticize
But seriously, try to come up with something unironically better, I bet you can't.

I'm sure you only want to fuck old ugly women.

I guess Warren Ellis also believes in 36-24-36 as a model of perfection. Then again, this person is a bit wider, so maybe he has a type.

imagine how much women must be fucking comic writers if an old fat washed unattractive comic writer like ellis is getting all these young women

I know Gaiman and Morrison have been exposed as being a bit weird sexually

Yes it's an innocuous joke from a nerdy dude wanting to charm this women, there isn't anything here being crude or obscene or even taking advantage of her. I don't know why this woman is attacking him

Black man who uses his physical attributes on young women does not make him cool or admirable it just means he is a superior male who wants to fuck young women because of his prodigious genetics.

>27
>showgirl
More like fatso

Gaiman being outed as a sex pest will be the greatest moment in Todd McFarlane's life.

You don't need game when you are rich and famous. Money and attention will make any woman get wet

>prodigious genetics
>sickle cell anemia is rampant among you low IQ mongrels

come on son

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these women slept with Warren Ellis and admitted it, lol how embarrassing thats so gross

Why was the last thread gone?

I've been joking he's been jerking off to Popular Science magazine for decades
feeling vindicated now

If you're pussy doesn't immediately dry out when reading this... I don't know what to say.

>36-24-36
I finally get the joke for Bart Simpsons locker combination.

You beat me to it.

I get extreme anxiety about these kind of situations. You could have a private email from over a decade ago pop up out of nowhere to destroy your public reputation. I can avoid social media for the most part, but even then it's hard to not leave a trace with email/work chats/etc.

He didn't say anything about race, though.