How can I be more like slade wilson?

how can I be more like slade wilson?

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be a rapist

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Kill someone for money.

remember when slade coerced robin into being his sex slave by threatening the other titans
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How many eyes you got?

4

Treat your family like shit and then blame some teenagers when you don't get what you want.

Have sex with a mentally disturbed underage girl.

here is my rules
1. Be gay for batman, but dont be a bottom, TOP batman, you can NEVER be a bottom
2. molest several robins to anger batman
3. tell women to fuck off when you are jacking off to batman
4. molest batman when he was a teen
5. fight for money
6. Keep batman as a sex slave
bam, you are slade

Remove three of them.

Ask Gerard Jones. He probably has dome good advice.

Volunteer to test a super-soldier serum then waste your superhuman abilities on being an assassin for hire because hard work, skill, effort and ambition are for pussies

If you mean DickBat, then yeah.

so robin has to be the bottom?

Checked and literally came here just to say this. In fact I like that about Slade, honestly. I think it gives his character an interesting edge and it's fun watching him turn heels when the client doesn't pay up.

Ungh, no, please Slade, I yield... I yield! Please, no more...

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Abuse your children

Abuse other people’s children

Never take the blame for shit you did and blame teenagers instead and then try to kill them all

Have a man crush on batman

topkek!

lie about your age to join the army at 16

Suck off old Men at age 8 or so.

Get a divorce, make your kids hate you and be homeless.

Have a mercenary code that makes no goddamn sense.

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And here I thought Pool was shit mercenary

Be an asshole.

these are all great suggestions.

Get ripped as well, no one's said it yet

If you dont think Slade bottomed for Adeline you are not truly sladepilled.

Blame yourself for everything that's ever gone wrong in your life and you are correct. Instead of trying to improve yourself and become a better person, lash out and distance yourself from everyone who cares about you then try to bury your self-hatred in underaged pussy, booze, and blood.

>get into the military
>pray that there's making super-soldier serums
>apply if there is
>become unstoppable
>quit the military
>blind your right eye
>apply as a mercenary for hire on the dark web
ta-da! you are now a discount slade wilson!

Money, and lots of it!

Start grooming children