Hey guys...I’m pretty sure Bruce Wayne is Superman >Lives across the bay so that people don’t expect him >Millions of dollars so he can fund Batman Inc. to hire dozens of cops to take down badguys in his home city >Huge philanthropic works to help those in need >Had always been anti gun >Lex Luther hates him because he is clearly a business rival
Seriously! Look at that posture! Look at that jaw! Are you telling me some mugger couldn’t shoot a kid, a key witness to his parents murder, unless the bullets clearly couldn’t bounce off him?
In that case, Alfred is probably Batman >hates criminals because of what happened to Bruce >gadgets because he’s funded by Bruce >acts in Gotham >pretends to hate Superman so that if either identity is discovered, then the other is safe
Jeremiah Robinson
Literally who?
Ryder Ross
Okay okay Clearly you dont know anything Like I said before, Batman isn’t one person, he’s dozens of the GCPD No way is Batman one person
But also, this has nothing to do with BRUCE WAYNE BEING SUPERMAN
Jose Jackson
Dude, it's obvious that Jimmy Olsen is really Superman. He gets put in danger so many times that it just has to be deliberate. He's obviously acting like a dumbass to conceal his power level and his whole charade of being Superman's best friend is to cover up how he and Superman are the same person.
Cameron Bell
Jimmy Olsen is a soulless ginger freak! No way cane he be superman? What, you think he says some magic word and transforms into some tall and chiseled god with black hair? That’s fucking stupid
Jace Campbell
Maybe he just dyes his hair ginger to fool everyone
Josiah Collins
Maybe it’s a Jekyll and Hyde situation We don’t know how kryptonian biology works
Daniel Green
Can’t believe all these people are denying the obvious
I don't think Bruce Wayne is Superman. It's clear to me that Bruce Wayne is Green Arrow. >Rich as hell to afford all his trick arrows >Fit as fuck >His parents were killed when he was a kid but obviously jammed the gun with a trick arrow, cementing what he would later do for the rest of his life >He later went and spent years training to learn the ins and outs of using a bow and arrow to the max
It all matches up you guys!
Bentley Bailey
Star City is nowhere near Gotham Try again
Christopher Stewart
>Literally who? t. Bainlet who doesn’t read the award winning journalism of Clark Kent. He’s literally the only journalist with any integrity now a days besides Lois Lane.
Asher Nguyen
>Batman isn’t one person, he’s dozens of the GCPD Finally someone who can use his head.
But Bruce Wayne is indeed involved with Batman, he is the one who finances them, obviously.
Adrian Cook
Maybe he's got a warp like in Star Trek that he can use to get to Star City so no one suspects him
Robert Clark
Next you are going to tell me Spiderman is Peter Parker... you really think such great photos can be taken with a timer instead of a guy behind the freaking lens?
Joshua Flores
Do you leftards need to call every non marxist news fake. DP isn't even right wing. Lane and Troupe are right wing sure, but Kent and the editor White are super centrist, while Mencken Grant and Sullivan are lefties. Th Planet is one of the least biased news nowadays, except for their love for Superman.
Nicholas Scott
No, Spider-man is obviously Curt Connors. I've heard that he specializes in genetic mutations in animals. He probably gave himself the DNA of a spider in order to fight crime and he's got the scientific knowledge to build all the devices that Spider-man uses frequently. Just think about it.
Eli Morris
Guys I think Lois Lane is Wonder Woman, you see them and you can clearly see a resemblance, she works at the Daily Planet so she can find out whats happening on the world and since she is a dedicated journalist she is always looking for the truth which correlates with the lasso of truth.
Kayden Nguyen
>dozens of GCPD >One of the most incompetent and corrupt PD in the States Obviously Batman is a dozen former special forces. Green Berets, Rangers, Marines, Seals, at least one Air Force pilot to pilot the plane.
Nathaniel Williams
>award winning journalism of Clark Kent It's amazing how Kent can gain awards even if all he ever reports are human-interest stories... wonder why White always gives the big, juicy stories to Lane alone instead.
Henry Wilson
>Reads the Fake News Planet
Nicholas Long
Why are you bringing up a comic book character when we are discussing real people? Don’t make jokes about the truth you CIA shill
Leo Bennett
>Literally who journalist >One of the most powerful people on the planet is that way
Anthony Ward
What was that shitty show on Toonami OMAN or something with the yuge metropolis mech? That is the OP image not Bruce "Batman" Wayne LMAO
Jaxson Thompson
>Kent >human-interest stories I heard that is because Kent has a real problem with punctuality, like he's never there when a big scoop is happening, like a robbery, a supervillain attack or an alien invasion. White knows Kent is a good journalist when it comes to writing and figuring out the facts behind a story, he's just not reliable when it comes to run to the scene of the action.
